Joe Balls

Joe, Joe Balls was his name His dad was a painter in the USA Joe was born from his mom Who was born from his grandma Grandma Balls Joe had blue eyes, dad had brown eyes Mom had green eyes, she's a cheating bitch (hoe) Joe turned out to be the mailman's kid Dad wasn't meant to find out But eventually he did (oh no) Joe's dad, his name was Keith Seath Keith to be specific He got really really pissed Joe's mom disappeared in the middle of the night She was never seen again (alive) When she didn't return from her nightly walk Half the family income disappeared Daddy Seath Keith had to work two jobs He barely had time to raise little Joe But on his birthday one year after his mom died He was nine when he discovered his passion in life Seath took him to the toy store, let him look around "One toy", he said "Whichever you want" Joe did not want video games He did not want Legos or modeling clay A simple sphere of rubber and plastic Elastic and fantastic it made Joe ecstatic "Father this is all I want" "A ball?", he responded And he laughed and he smiled, he sang Bounce on Joey Balls, you can do it Bounce on Joey Balls, you can do it Bounce on Joey Balls, you can do it Bounce on Joey, we know you can do it More and more Joe and Seath drifted apart And when Joe graduated he moved away far All the way to Canada when he was nineteen He couldn't pay rent so he got evicted Homeless in the snow Starving in the cold Struggling for money on the sidewalk now He was juggling for change in Toronto town Ignored by the masses, but loved by a few A bearded man came up to Joe and said I have a job for you You see I'm part of the traveling circus in town And we're looking for new people Ever since we lost our clown And now he's travelling, juggling No longer struggling He even got a girlfriend doing tricks with his balls Show after show, town after town He was on his path to stardom When his world came crashing down Putrid as fuck, an arm was found Matching the arm of missing Mrs. Balls The news came as a shock to everyone, except the Man who did the deed all along it was indeed Seath Keith Who loved his job so much that even in jail He painted the cell walls red with his brain The funerals were then canceled 'cause of Covid concerns Little Joey felt betrayed, even worse he was cursed You see his girlfriend started hitting him And stomping on his balls In self-defense he hit her back and it broke his heart Joey was always a pacifist guy He never thought he'd see the day He'd make a woman cry His girlfriend called her lawyer Who in turn called Joey's boss Joey then got fired and everything was lost Once again out on the street Everyone now knew him as Girlfriend McBeat He showed up to court and got community service Had to seep the streets, inside he knew he deserved it The pressure was too much for poor little Joe He fainted and collapsed in the cold wet snow Woke up in the hospital, a comfy bed He was relieved but at the same time Kinda wished he was dead When he looked in the mirror and down at his bloody hands He saw a violent abuser no better than his dad Orphaned, broken, lonely and lost (he was) Alive, but at what cost? 24 and jobless Joe is feeling down His balls don't bounce and it's making him frown Joe don't forget for a ball to bounce up It first has to fall down and crash into the ground Bounce on Joey Balls, you can do it Bounce on Joey Balls, you can do it Bounce on Joey Balls, you can do it Bounce on Joey Balls, you can do it Bounce on Joey Balls, you can do it Bounce on Joey Balls, you can do it Bounce on Joey Balls, you can do it Bounce on Joey Balls, we know you can do it