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Eventual goal of never turning this ship back around
We won't ever make things right
So I'll spend my life in silence
The windbag's sealed so tight
There is no rodeo in Joliet
No great waterhole in Downer's Grove
The old windbag blows, the old windbag blows
Here the sky and the ground, here
There is no rodeo in Joliet
No great waterhole in Downer's Grove
The old windbag blows, the old windbag blows
Here the sky and the ground, here
Unproven constructs and dreamt-up hot air.
What we have, you got a name for it,
It’s damn serious, we better believe it!
Chorus 1.
Doctor Windbag, that’s
I Was A Teenage Hitman
I Was A Teenage Thug
I Was A Teenage Windbag
Attention is my drug
I Was A Teenage Hitman
I Was A Teenage Crime
I Was A Teenage
Fart
Toot
Brapping
Passing the gas
Windbag
How many times did you fart today?
I bet you can't count it on your hands
How many times did you fart
holla back, black
Brass tax double for windbags
Green grass and blue flower
Seaweed snacks from Okinawa
4D facts, don't be a weisenheimer
you break agreements
Like a windbag and his pipes?
Would you make a written contract
If a gentleman seems polite?
It's the surface that divides us, two
All you windbags
Your words, of course they matter
They're drops in bigger rivers
Guilty of speech
Feeling safe in the masses
Faceless while you
splendor
When they rewrote the scripture to fit their agendas
If it ain't broke, it don't need fixing from broken souls
From underinflated windbags
Edgy, bully, dreadful
Criminal, attention-whore
All you show is plastic
Much less than fantastic
Windbags forced to show off
Bold bald guys flexing
I got one in the chamber
Eleven in the mag
Pray to your god
Tell him I been bad you windbag
Through cellophane wrap
In fact
From here you look hell
windbags in my cartridge like an N64
Fill me up like a hot air balloon
Inflated with these burnside blues
Burnside blues
I been huffing and puffing, up
Feeling like a windbag
Your eyes are starting to sag
Ignoring all the red flags
Time will eventually find its foothold
You can always plan on pumpkin mold
Thomas Jefferson walks in a bar with Newt Gingrich on his shoulders.
Bartender says, "Who's the arrogant windbag?"
Jefferson says, "That's Newt
to go hard
Wouldn't it make your wildest dreams come true
Showing those windbags
Money ain't the spring of all your actions done
You stagger
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