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Welcome to the life of a Couch Potato
Got a bag of chips by his side
어딜 안 가도 손가락만 까딱
And I could get whatever I want
이불 밖은 위험해 해롭대
Heavy introvert
I'm a couch potato I freely admit
I'm a couch potato and I'm darn proud of it
I'm a couch potato I freely admit
I'm a couch potato and I'm darn
is reading the news, I'm watching cartoons

I'm a couch potato I freely admit
I'm a couch potato and I'm darn proud of it
I'm a couch potato I
leave u follow Carolina (Carolina bawo)
I will always be ur painkiller
Oh nah nah yeah yeah
But
Me I'm not a couch potato
Me I'm not a couch potato
Will
Couch potato

Lie down at nine
Wake up at noon
Break in July
Return in June

You close your eyes
Why keep it cool?
There ain’t no signs
No one
This for all you lazy folk out there
I can't with you jits
Sitting on the couch 
Eating some potato chips 
Watching some Netflix 
Hoping you get some
I'm sitting in front of the TV set
I want to turn it off but I haven't done it yet
Commercials keep telling me what I need to get
Ooo, couch potato
motor, the alternator,
The catalytic converter I'm a top debater
An adjudicator, couch potato, secret collector, talk to you later
An adjudicator, couch
like a Roman toga.
Remote is on the carpet, 
that's my freaking yoga.

Couch Potato, 
Sofa Slacker, 
Screen Spectator, 
you Sorry Sap.

Woolen blankets
wanted something sweet
He preferred the couch potato
And considered it a treat

Beer and corn chips
Remote control
TV guide
Red soggy carpet
Scrambled
You're tired and you're out of money
So you think you'd be on the grind
But that isn't what's on your mind
Quit being such a couch potato
Stop
to being a couch potato
Oh oh oh oh
Lie on the couch and being potato
快樂 只需3秒的興奮
高潮 不需10年的鋪層
叛逆 就是那對的選擇
別再發牢騷
別叫我看
電影
故事情節發生太不過瘾
電影
起承轉合跟我沒有關係
最好
來來回回永遠不用動腦
Aye
Look
It's time to get up off my ass I been a couch potato
And look for different ways than smoking weed to watch the day go
Admit at times I know
That needs a little loving and I know you do it best but

Baby put your panties on and lets go out tonight
This couch potato leisure suit I'm wearing's
bitch
Lazy ass bitch
Ughhhhh

I haunt this house like a monster
I wreck it up like a tornado
I won't go out on a Friday
The number-one couch potato

Help,
for the tranquil days
Not the couch-potato, restless, lazy ones
I'm tired of pushing all my thinking away
Instead of taking the ride

Are we just
on your own
Here without you i'll be like a dimmo
If you leaving letting me on my own
I'll be here being a couch potato

Take me away
Take me today
Take me
it's a different world, word to Hillman
We gotta hash this out you couch potato, been down with the brizown my whole life. We got fried in this and i
Blah blah something I can't rhyme
For realsies you couch potato
Thanks for all your time
Thanks for your time
Yeah, you really showed 'em
From beefy
Can everybody shout hey-yo
To Ms. Couch Potato
She's in her own world in the state of San Diego
Drives a '98, oh
Her wage and mind is way low
Pops'
the baby gets drive thru
If the daddy likes the tube 
Then the baby likes the tube
You lookin' like a couch potato
Overseasoned alligator 
Salty ham
what love's about
Yeah, and we both know, I'll never go no further
Than this old couch, yeah, this old couch

Yeah, one potato, two potato, three
Couch
I'm a couch potato
Whatever
Sitting at home I'm
Not really doing much but
Enough to pass the time
Just a couple months and then
I'll get out
myself on a Saturday night
Cuz I really don’t wanna fly
Gonna eat some chips and watch the fight
Don’t care if they live or die
I’m Captain Couch Potato

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