I Really Don't Hate Christmas
Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Phineas and Ferb
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You see Valentines is torture And my birthday is a mess! New Year's is a lot of noise And Arbor Day's a pest! Halloween's a horror, But I guess I must confess That I really don't hate Christmas! You see Flag Day is infernal April Fool's is just a bore Mardi Grass a waste Unless you own a candy store All these other holidays I can admit that I abhor, But I really don't hate Christmas Now it isn't that I like it, At the most I feel ambivalence! But should I really just destroy it? I'll admit that I'm still on the fence It makes me tense! From the evil scientist community I'm sure to get ejected But for Christmas I can seem to summon Any true invective Because what is there to hate? I mean it's really so subjective! Though I really don't hate Christmas I hate puppy dogs and kittens, I hate flowers in the Spring! I even hate the sunshine And the birdies when they sing I can work up animosity for almost anything Tell me why I don't hate Christmas Though my childhood was atrocious, Christmas never was that bad, you see! So the best that I can muster Is complete and total apathy What's wrong with me? How can I prove that I'm An evil villain worth his salt When with a holiday so jolly I can't even find a fault? If I didn't feel ambiguous I'd launch a big assault! But I really don't hate Christmas! Ah what the heck? Kick line! No I really No I really don't hate Christmas! I have an intense burning indifference!
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Written by: JEFF SWAMPY MARSH, MARTIN OLSON, DAN POVENMIRE
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