Dad Joke Alert!
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Hey, I was talking to my kids just the other day And you know, it dawned on me They just do not appreciate a good thing when they hear it I mean there are so many good dads out there With great material, am I right Oh yea, I'm right A dad joke alert, so bad it hurts According to my children, nah A dad joke alert, you just made me squirt Milk out my nose, man, where's your head at Now my mustache is udderly wet. You know I was going to make alligator for dinner But realized I only had a crock pot That's a good one Oh hey, why can't you believe atoms Because they make up everything Kind of like those teenagers at 5pm on a Friday night, right Oh no, they're totally legit A dad joke alert, so bad it hurts Hey I got your nose! A dad joke alert, you just made me squirt Aw man, now I've got milk all over my hands Now your mom's behind is udderly wet Mmm, mmm, mmm....love that behind Ooh - hey, um, I'm going to need a minute here Your mom did not really appreciate that last one Wish me luck...I'm going to need it Hey, mom asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl I said I didn't know he could And we're back, baby Ooh, how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh Ten tickles Now no more rhymes now I mean it Anybody want a peanut Dad joke alert, so bad it hurts He'll cry himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow A dad joke alert, you just made me squirt Oh hey, here's your nose back There's something dripping out of it Time for a beer that's cold and wet Get in my belly Play it Sausage Fingers Turn it up to eleven....so good Dad joke alert, so good it hurts
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