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Ninja Sex Party

Ninja Sex Party (often abbreviated as NSP) is an American musical comedy duo consisting of singer Dan Avidan and keyboardist Brian Wecht. They formed in 2009 in New York City and are currently based in Los Angeles. They are also known as two thirds of the video game-based musical trio Starbomb, together with frequent collaborator Arin Hanson. Avidan joined Hanson's YouTube Let's Play webseries Game Grumps as co-host in 2013; Wecht also joined the show in 2015. The work of Ninja Sex Party typically consists of rock or synthpop-oriented humorous songs, frequently on the topics of sex, seduction, love or fantasy, with Avidan and Wecht respectively portraying the characters of Danny Sexbang, an idiotic, exuberant and strangely-dressed hypersexual Jewish man, and… more »

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2015

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This song is about a problem that I have
Frequently

There are three, three, three kinds of erections
Some are sexual
Some occur during periods of nervous tension

But there's a mysterious third kind
That no one really understands
It happens when your shlong decides
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It baffles scientists
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This morning I was having breakfast
At the Midtown diner
The bagel was delicious
And the coleslaw couldn't be finer

I got a weird look from the waitress
When I asked her for the check
I looked down and realized
I was one hundred percent erect

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I like coleslaw but not that much
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Hi! Welcome to the post office
Thanks! I just need to mail this package
No problem, just place it on the scale
Sure thing!
Oh! Oh god! I, I can't right now!
Why not?
I, I have to go, I have a, uh
Doctor's appointment at the dentist's!

Now things are a little awkward
Between my mailman and I
That was not my best lie
I was just covering up for my

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That was the wrong kind of package to mail
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Hi! Welcome to the zoo!
Great! I love the zoo! Look at all those monkeys!
Actually, those technically aren't monkeys, they're macaques
Wow! Macaque's really hairy

Uh, so, what time does the zoo close?
About eight o'clock
Great! That gives me a chance t- Oh god
Oh, not not now! Not in front of the children!
Why have you forsaken me lord!?

This is no laughing matter
This is not some kind of game
I can tuck away my Johnson
But I can never tuck away the shame

It can happen anytime
It can happen anywhere
When the Loch Ness Monster
Decides he wants to randomly come up for air

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