Ziltoidian Empire

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Devin Townsend

Devin Garret Townsend (born May 5, 1972) is a Canadian musician, songwriter and record producer. He was the founder, songwriter, vocalist, and guitarist in extreme metal band Strapping Young Lad from 1994 to 2007 and has had an extensive career as a solo artist. more »

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Calling on the earth's core (part of the mind)
We are human beings!

Calling on the earth's core (part of the mind)
We are humans being!

What will we find, when we all will die?

Collective, this is commander ziltoid the omniscient reporting
Greetings, ziltoid what is that strange creature?!?
Oh, this little thing! yes they call it a 'poozer'
From the planet titan?? you must take it back!!!

Calling on the earth's core (part of the mind)
We are human beings!

Calling on the earth's core (part of the mind)
We are humans being!

Where do we find the human soul?
All the searching leads to you!

(i've grown over, I roll over)
I crawl over my life of honour
All these children, entitled horrors

Meanwhile, far across the solar system
Queen blattaria, a war princess and the mother of the poozers
Realizes one of her children has gone missing!

Oh no where is my poozer

The plot thickens

(i am nowhere, I am no one, I am nowhere, I am no one)

Commander, are you sure that the war princess 
Does not suspect it was you who abducted her poozer?
Oh yes, absolutely collective, indeed. you should have seen me
I was in and out like the wind! indeed
She shall never suspect a thing!
We hope so, for your sake
We cannot risk intergalactic war with titan
Where is the poozer now?

Up to this point, ziltoid has had his back turned to the poozer
But he makes a break for it

Quickly, ziltoid, show us the poozer!
Yes, of course, I've kept a very close eye on him err

(we are all in line and we are all prepared to die)

Gadzooks! he's gone!

Through the cold abyss of space, the little poozer races home

Collective! I'm sure that he was right here computer!
Commander?
Please tell me where the poozer is now
Current location of the poozer: directly through the wormhole
Hmmmm well poop

Through the wormhole, the poozer has arrived back on titan
He reports to his mother, the war princess, what he has seen
And that it was ziltoid who had abducted him!
Now the war princess is a beautiful, vain, and rather grumpy creature
She lusts for power, and though she is the mother of countless poozers
Her vanity has made her rather revolted by these "children" of hers
She is devious and knows that she can utilize their blind love and devotion to create a formidable army! we see now her missing poozer as it enters her chambers

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