The Mom Rap 2

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Kyle Exum

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Always being lazy, tell me what is that?
Hey,   don't interrupt me
I don't wanna hear you talking back
Roll  your eyes again and see
What's about to happen then okay
Watch it, I'm not one of your little friends
Carried  you nine months
Least you could carry is the trash out
Watch  it, brought you in this world
I'll take you right back out
Now clean this place up
I've got some errands I'ma run
Why  can't Timmy do it? 'Cause I
Told you to get it done
Attitude? I'm not playing that
Asked you twice, you gon' pay for that
That device, I should take it back
Probably  why you can't pass your class
Matter fact
Go wash the dishes since you're class clown
Can't we use the dishwasher?
I'm looking at one right now
Can we get McDonalds?
Um, you got McDonalds money?
Mom, there's nothing here to eat
Boy, there's food in here
How're you hungry? So ungrateful
Some kids would love this food to eat
Then let's give it to them
Boy don't be getting smart with me
Hey, Mom (One sec, Sherell)
Boy, don't you see me on this phone?
Alright Mom, my bad
Always on that device, oh, here we go
Acting lazy, come be useful
Pass me that remote
Why, Mom? It's right there
You gon' do it, because I told you so
This must be a classroom
Because you love testing me
Yet you still can't get an A
Barely gon' get that degree
I need someone to babysit
My son can do it easily! I have stuff to do!
You're not busy unless I let you be!
Mom, you seen my phone?
It's right there on the desk
I looked, it's not there
You gon' get whooped if it's
Right where I said here it is
Mom I swear it wasn't there, I checked!
Just like you checked when you
Said this room was clean
Boy what's this mess?
What mess, Mom? I'm done
You mean that you done lost your mind?
That'd explain why you can't ace
This Calculus you got assigned can you help?
Of course - I mean, you should already know!
Now clean up this house (Okay)
Why you moving so slow? Yes?
Hey, watch yourself
Don't use that tone with me
Wait, hold up, what tone?
And now you wanna come talk back I see
Switch up, or get that switch from me
Giving lip, but ain't listening
Left lights on? Light you like a tree
Do I look like Oprah? Nope, I'm your mom
Not Made of Money, that's MOM for Mommy
I do everything for you
But you can't help for anybody
Look, I don't play games
Boy, better fix that face
You try me one more time and
I'll knock you into another day
Okay I'll be two minutes
I've only got to get one thing
Alright, done it's been two hours!
Don't be rushing me! All impatient
'cause of that phone
Better watch that mouth! Better
Watch that tone!
Matter of fact, now you clean our home
But you made the mess doesn't matter who
No, you know what, I'm done!
All these chores? Timmy can't do one?
And it's your mess! You can clean that up!
Time you picked on me!
Could've picked that up!
Now I'ma go chill out! I've
Got a date to enjoy!

Dang, that was crazy! (What?)
Not even in your dreams, boy!

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