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The Forsaken Truth

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What a lovely day--
I think, I know what needs to be done
It's 32 degrees, not a cloud in sight
The boys and I got our frisbee outside
Our sweat bullets as our hunger gathers
We all know what we fucking want
Not Maccas, KFC or Hungry Jacks
No no no, that shit won't suffice
There's only one thing that'll cure us
The cure is only meters away
With a sign reading "Liam's Fish and chips"
We are on our way, please hold the door
Cash or card, yeah, we don't care
"I'd like your biggest fish and chips,
perhaps potato cakes, to go with that
maybe a side of dim-sims too"
I said to the man, "on the card"
The seagulls stole our fish and chips
The seagulls stole our fish and chips
The seagulls stole our fish and chips
The seagulls stole our fish and chips
The seagulls stole our fish and chips
The seagulls stole our fish and chips
The seagulls stole our fish and chips
The seagulls stole our fish and chips
We sat down at our table, to only discover
A flock of seagull awaiting our arrival
Their bloody teeth on display
Not looking for our necks, only potatoes
We know what the f*ck is coming
A million and one, flying shits
The sight wasn't pretty, our chips are gone
I hope those fucks choke on the fry
The seagulls stole our fish and chips
The seagulls stole our fish and chips
The seagulls stole our fish and chips
The seagulls stole our fish and chips
The seagulls stole our fish and chips
The seagulls stole our fish and chips
The seagulls stole our fish and chips
The seagulls stole our fish and chips
Why the f*ck do you even exist?
I swear you fuckers come out once a year
I bet you came to watch us suffer
And drain the preciousness from the moment
Seagulls don't deserve our protection
Their high-pitch squeals make my ears fucking bleed
I would gladly snap their fucking necks
Or throw a rock and watch them drown
The seagulls stole our fish and chips
The seagulls stole our fish and chips
The seagulls stole our fish and chips
The seagulls stole our fish and chips
The seagulls stole our fish and chips
The seagulls stole our fish and chips
The seagulls stole our fish and chips
The seagulls stole our fish and chips
The seagulls stole our fish and chips
The seagulls stole our fish and chips
The seagulls stole our fish and chips
The seagulls stole our fish and chips
The seagulls stole our fish and chips
The seagulls stole our fish and chips
The seagulls stole our fish and chips
The seagulls stole our fish and chips

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