The Hairy Smelly Pirouette

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The hairy smelly pirouette 

He says he doesn’t like her on her roll-on rolls off
She says, “That’s my smell”
He says he likes Chanel No. 5 but he can’t fit himself inside
The bottle 

What is that? 
What is that I hear? 
Is that the crunch of the leaves on the first step out of the drunken stupor of fresh love
Is it time to divide it all?
Ice mochas, ice cream clearance sale

There’s too much advertising & they know how to make you listen
He doesn’t like hair on her legs 
He likes a girl who lives in short shorts

What is that? 
What is that I hear? 
Is that the crunch of the leaves on the first step out of the drunken stupor of fresh love
Is it time to divide it all?
Telephone wires, books, kitchens
She broke the dishes in half, she broke the radio in half, she broke the television in half
And became a Mad ballerina dancing on the hands of the scurrying masses
She let her scent fly
They didn’t smell the inspiration 
They smell irresponsibility
I smell BO

There’s too much advertising 
Advertising causes divorce
He wants a girl who lives in short shorts

She broke the dishes in half, she broke the radio in half, she broke the television in half
And became a mad ballerina,
dancing on the hands of the consuming masses
She did pirouettes in hairy legs
They didn’t smell freedom
They smelled irresponsibility
They smell their own fear

What is that? 
What is that I hear? 
Is that the crunch of the leaves on the first step out of the drunken stupor of fresh love
Is it time to divide it all?
Or is it time to go shopping ?
Iced mochas, ice cream clearance sale

He doesn’t like a girl whose hair doesn’t stay in her place
He doesn’t like a girl who wears no make up on her face

She broke the dishes in half, she broke the radio in half, she broke the television in half 

He wants the girl who will wear the right shoes, right suit and hat
He wants the girl in the breath mint ad, the soap add, the cola ad—

What vows?

He wants the life promised him

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