The Party Drug Anthem (PDA) (Demo Take)
Hindsight
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This song isn't encouragement Rather, it's a song disguised as a lesson of do's and do not's I want to make sure that you do not travel down my road, yeah So here you go Let's put you in the motherfucking know Let's start off easy, capeesh I'm about to make a vernacular-fucking inaugural speech Place my left hand on the Bible, raise my right one up And repeat after me I'm about to swear to you That this song is what's up And I'll do it to these beats Because it's the truth, it's the proof That some of history is lying to you So now let's make an honest person out of you Let's start with Xanax Otherwise known as take a nap bitch Oh, I see you're stressing, come here Let me make you sink in your chair When really, you should be dressing up For your day at work at the clinic-of-hair Then you remember that you're off And you don't even gotta go up there But how were you supposed to have remembered that You had to get woken up By a huge backslap To the face by a case of the drowsies Feeling lousy and pouty Because now you're all crossed up and doubty Trippin' man And not the fun kind Rather over the pots and pans that you dropped on your kitchen floor When you finished cooking some really yummy shit That you buy at the store This shit's made in a laboratory, yo They prescribe it to the mentally strained, yo But rarely do they give it to the ones that need it though Cause if they actually helped, they wouldn't get their money, bro So bars, and not the rhyming kind will maybe slow you up Maybe ease your mind up But in reality, those little footballs, triangles, and three-section concoctions Well, they're only fun if you want mush in your noggin Oops, I forgot the rest I got real tired all of a sudden My head, it started nodding Look Drugs, drugs, druggy drug drugs Some of them make your stomach Feel like you ate some slugs And some of them are a godsend from heaven above So, love, love, lovey dove dove Take the ones that help And forget the ones that don't, dog Because people don't realize that the doctors are the good guys But they answer to the ones with the supply So, you have a choice to either fly or die Or ride and cry Just get on the magic carpet and set sail for the sky Take a ride, man And then call up the genie that the world has been bottling Now, we're gonna get a bit more serious We're gonna chat about the shit that induces Delirious, insidious, and hideous and pitiful hysteria Caused by some misfires in your brain Because you took some shit to numb your pain Yes, you guessed it The culprits here are opiates Methadone, man Vicodin, you fucking thin pin Heroin, angel dust, and black tar are an absolute sin I've seen people sell their souls to this shit While spending their living just to make sure that they can get it Two hundred dollars every 5 days For little white pills that get you stuck in their ways Of not eating anything that isn't deep fried food And if you fucking go without them You'll feel like you'll die And you really just might That why I'm writing this rhyme To tell you that this stuff isn't a joke If you think it's fun or it's nothing but a little time Polka dancing in the sun Then I cannot tell you enough Stay away from these things, man Or you might just end up in a coffin and not breathing But you'll be still crutching onto your crutch with The numbers 8-5-3 etched and sketched into their face and it Doesn't matter what season These things are called a crisis for a motherfucking reason Season that, pound that Let that sink in This is marination of a whole generation Now, we get to the ones I endorse I skipped over a few that are bad Because they're so damn bad That it's not even a fad to do them, so screw them Let's talk about the good jam The cream of the crop that you should believe in mushrooms And I'm not shit talking about shitake I'm taking about that magic cap That'll have you laying on your back with sunglasses on Because you see the image of something that makes you go woah Triple rainbow, man And it does nothing but put you in awe Talk to it It might even talk back, sounds bad right Most think so, but they don't know That that magic shit is natural Absolutely natural, and that's actually factual Take them 1 or 2 times, and you might learn how to rhyme like me Take them 3 or 4 times, and you might become a guru, chief Sitting on your throne watching over all of history Just don't take a whole bag of caps Cause then you'll watch everything you see sag Like a bag of potatoes that's full of grease lightning too Everything will get all slimy and look like It's falling down right on top of you LSD? I've never done it Woe is me But I wouldn't hate you if you did it Once or twice just to see That it alters every inch of reality And listen to me about this one, I can't stress it enough Robitussin is straight up satan It's definitely not a gift from above The shit is like devil juice, people Making you all wobbly, fall down on the sofa Trying to robo-moonwalk over to wash your hair But, here's the deal The shit is on counters, and I can't stop you from buying it But my advice is this Do the shit once, just to see into the image that it paints And then spits back right into your motherfucking face Just don't end up like me Thinking you're a motherfucking saint until you faint Into your own version of hell Trust me there's not enough stories in existence About this red shit bath that I could tell Don't do it Seriously Drugs, drugs, druggy drug drugs Some of them make your stomach Feel like you ate some slugs And some of them are a godsend from heaven above Look, love, love, lovey dove dove Take the ones that help And forget the ones that don't, dog Because people don't realize that the doctors are the good guys But they answer to the ones with the supply So, you have a choice to either fly or die Or ride and cry Just get on the magic carpet and set sail for the sky Take a ride, man And then call up the genie that the world has been bottling, Aladdin Alright, this one here is something Every motherfucker needs to hear The first half of it I'm gonna write without it Then I'm gonna take a 3 beat pause and come back Proving you nonbelievers that doubted That this shit isn't a drug at all It's the fucking answers to the problems that we have been trying to solve Yes, you guessed it I'm talking about Mary Jane, yo (Spider-Spider-Spider-Man, yo) Peter Parker, she makes you have a brain, yo If you're over the age of sixteen And you think this world's gonna end Just dance in a field of green until You realize that in the end Lights, camera, action This is all one long Oscar-winning masterpiece of a film scene Don't use the metal pipe That shit's for something completely different Nah, use the glass, Matt Then share a little bit with Alexis, Matt Then you'll probably end up having the best sex of your life, dude Odds are you won't even want to reach up and turn out the lights But here's a message for the frowners That are downright downers Before I take that pause that I spoke about in that first grammatical clause You motherfuckers are straight up blasphemous Trying to control a motherfucking plant That's been here long before a fucking embryo Turned into a developing baby, yo And you think you can just strip that shit away Damn it, you guys are so fucking blind No wonder you don't like it You're empty in the mind But before I get all heated I'mma take a single minute I'mma go and imitate the way that Cheech and Chong did it Just take 3 beats to think about it Grab a bong and rip it, and when I come back You'll see the difference that this stanky dank can make Let's put it down in fate Hi there I'm high here Don't you see what I did there I played those words like Twister with oil Slipped around them, danced around them And flip-flopped around them And you think this stuff makes people dumb It kills their brain cells Makes their minds melt Into slush hell Red bell Rebel yell Coming from the lungs Of a Paul Mall smoking tall co
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