You'd Have To Be Crazy (To Fish In This Weather)

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You'd have to like ice to fish in this weather
I don't know how Donald does it
Just look at him, smiling and reeling 'em in
While I'm just sitting here frozen

I can't bait the hook 'cause I can't feel my fingers
My thoughts freeze before I can think 'em
I'm wearing two pairs of gloves underneath goose down mittens
So why do I feel frost bitten?
Oh, why? why? why?

Well, Dennis shows up with his hands in his pockets
And calls out, Hey guys, what's biting?
His breath looks like big puffs of smoke from a fire
A fire I wish we was lighting

But Donald shows off all those fish on his stringer
So Dennis goes back to his truck
He comes back with his rod, he comes back with his reel
To try his cold, cold luck
Oh, to try his cold, cold luck

Well you'd have to be crazy to fish in this weather
I don't know how Dennis does it
Just look at him, laughing and reeling 'em in
While I'm still sitting here, frozen

I can't bait the hook 'cause I can't feel my fingers
My words freeze before I can speak 'em
I'm wearing two pairs of gloves underneath goose down mittens
So why do I feel frost bitten?
Oh, why? why? why?

Oh, I got so cold that I can't feel my feelings
I don't even know why I'm here
Somethin' 'bout spending some time with my friends
But no one can drink frozen beer

Well Dallas appears with a cooler in tow
And all I can do is just stutter
He pops the top on a cold one
And the next thing you know
We are all warmly toasting each other

You'd have to be crazy to fish in this weather
I don't know how anyone does it
I just looked in the mirror at my icicle ears
And I hoisted one more to my brothers

Well, we're all still here after all of these years
So let's raise a glass to each other
Because even old cold friends are worth more than gold
So friends, let's meet again
In the summer
You'd have to be crazy to fish in this weather

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