Christmas No1 (Explicit Version)
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Wrapped up in a duvet It's Christmas time And I'm wearing four layers of clothes This year I'm praying for a bill rebate And I don't even want it to snow No fairy lights on in my house All I got's ten Brussels sprouts No chance I'll be carving a turkey this year, no fear 'Cos all I want for Christmas Is a Christmas Number 1 And get to the top of the charts So I can afford to keep the heating on No I don't wanna be a pop star Don't need a Rolls-Royce or a Rolex Oh I just need to pay my bills with some royalty cheques Can't deck the halls with boughs of holly Or stretch to mistletoe and wine 'Cos the meter's nicked all my lolly And I'm facing late payment fines The leccy and gas firms are bleeding us dry It makes no difference if you're naughty or nice So I need a festive chart-topping hit, that's it Oh all I want for Christmas Is a Christmas Number 1 And get on Top Of The Pops So I can afford to stick the kettle on Oh I don't wanna be a pop star Don't need groupies and the rest Oh I just need to pay my bills with some big fat royalty cheques So come on then, iTunes, start selling my song Sausage roll bloke's done it four times so how can I go wrong? Let me have Christmas like it used to be Even Bob Cratchit was warmer than me And he didn't have to pay no VAT Oh all I want for Christmas Is a Christmas Number 1 And to outsell Mariah Carey So I can afford to turn the light switch on Oh I don't wanna be a pop star Don't need a Rolls-Royce or a Rolex No I just need to pay my bills with some six-figure royalty cheques Oh never mind Shakin' Stevens He'll be Shiverin' Stevens this year Oh never mind Baby It's Cold Outside It's bloody freezing in here Merry Christmas John Merry Christmas Yoko too Oh Merry Christmas you giant energy bastards This one's for you
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