Political Relics

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Next up on the autonet shopping network
We have political relics folks
We have a genuine replica of
Barrack Obama's personal loofah that he reportedly
Used for three of his eight years in the white house

Especially repurposed as a permanent fixture
In any respectable home
Either kitchen or bathroom models
Get yours here just click the clicky
Right underneath my left foot

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For anything you need that's still legal
Anything still legal, and sometimes you fool us

We send out stuff we might get in trouble for
So folks anything at all, just let us know
Your desires, what is it we can do to make you come
Back to us shopping right, alright

Next up we have the late great Mikhail Gorbachev's
Personal cigar snuffer made of solid stainless steel
And monogrammed with his wife's initials as a belated
Birthday present just before their 43rd anniversary, and as an
Added bonus we'll include his
Complete DVD Netflix series of The House Of Cards

Next on the docket we have J Edgar Hoover's makeup case
And a brass tube of purple lipstick he reportedly
Pilfered from Dorothy Lamour's dressing room
While she was on set of the movie the girl from Manhattan
It's a one of a kind steal, greatest thing since ed wood's pocket purse folks
Wonderful item available only here, hurry they're going fast, just three left

We have a lot of wonderful things tonight, just search our site
You can find Donald Trumps piece of the Berlin Wall
Autographed by Lucius D Clay, Jimmy Carter's corn cob pipe
Missing the stem however he left that in Panama
But the bowl still smells like corn husk

There's Winston Churchill's affidavit that he never really liked
Those damned and he's feeling good about giving that land away
He sneaky laughed and said they didn't deserve to get it back anyway

A truly special item here from way in the distant past
It's Aaron Burrs silhouette paper targets
Used almost certainly the first week of July eighteen oh four
And Margaret thatcher's coat check tag from the Grand Hotel in Brighton
Many more items are listed on our website
As we celebrate Political Relics sale here on ASN thanks for listening

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