Evil is Resident

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So what's your favorite game

Get on the phone and call the fuckin president
Watch out this evil is resident
Send a tactical nuke for quick containment
Like I said this evil is resident

It all begins on a fucked up train
On a dark scary night in the wind and the rain
And Rebecca and Billy are slowly going insane
As the zombies attack and try to eat their brains
Evil domain no time to explain
Billy's got a lighter but no butane
And Rebecca's got a first aid kit for pain
And they both agree let's get the f*ck off this train
ASAP they need to get free
So they're grabbing all the weapons that they can see
And they wait patiently so the zombies don't see
Cuz they found the door out but they need a card key
And everything they saw has left them speechless
Holy shit there's a guy made out of leeches
And down the hall where the leeches crawl
They find a flamethrower and they burn them all
But then the train starts to go too fast
And inevitably this shit is going to crash
And they barely survive just to realize
That a whole new terror lies before their eyes
And there they stood in the middle of the woods
And an old creepy mansion man this can't be good
And then these creatures started to appear from the dark
And they started to growl and they started to bark
So they tried to run and hide
Cuz they can't stay outside
Or the dogs will surely eat them alive
So they run for the house and they shoot the dogs dead
And now their ammo's out and their clothes are stained red
And they have no clue just where they are
But they're happy that they have made it this far
To the driveway with a bunch of cop cars
From raccoon City hell yeah it is the Stars
Chris and Jill are on the scene
Looking for the rest of alpha team
Looking for ammo and Herb that is green
And pretty soon they'll have to find the vaccine
And right when things couldn't get any intensor
In this fucked up House of Oswell Spencer
Time to turn on your traitor detector
And watch your back for that fucker named Wesker
And that's when things really start to get shitty
Cuz the virus already made it into Racoon City
And the only officer showing up for work
Is Leon Kennedy the rookie cop twerp
And no it isn't fair that he's going to get a scare
Cuz there's creatures causing chaos everywhere
But at least he gets to share this evil nightmare
With the only other person alive her name is Claire
And Claire is only there cuz she's looking for her brother Chris
And Chris went out in the woods and now he's amiss
Cuz William Birkin made the g virus
Turning reality into Exodus
Help comes along from a chick named Ada Wong
And despite what she says it still seems a little wrong
Cuz she's acting kind of weird and very sketchy hella
What do you know she works for Umbrella
And if that's the case then there is nothing to discuss
Cuz Ada is probably just an alias
And she's probably only here for one purpose
To retrieve the property of James Marcus

Get on the phone and call the fuckin president
Watch out this evil is resident
And you are dead if you are ever hesitant
Beware this evil is resident
How to contain a bio weapons accident
Ah shit this evil is resident
Send a tactical nuke for quick containment
Like I said it is evil is resident

And as the missile flies it is due or die
Between the Nemesis and Jill Valentine
And yes Jill escapes but the virus still survives
Cuz the nuke destroys the city and not the fuckin hive
Now on to the scene of another disaster
In the home of Alexander Ashford
Claire is in trouble and needs Chris again
There is more zombies and these crazy fucking twins
And that was the thing that was perplexin ya
It was the brother dressing up like Alexia
And when they make it down to Antarctica
Just please don't fucking wake up Veronica
Then Leon is dispatched to Europe ASAP
To go and get the president's daughter back
So he goes in stealthy and not too flashy
Cuz Ah Shit he's got to protect Ashley
Like Mario when he's fighting Bowser
Leon's having a knife fight with Krauser
Villagers monks and commandos
Sadler's Los illuminados
Bioterrorism is here to stay
So the government makes the BSAA
And they all do their investigations
And these are some of their Revelations
Terragrigia was a catastrophe
Burnt to a crisp by the FBC
Hopefully Morgan will go to hell though
With all of his buddies from veltro
And if you have any fish phobias
You shouldn't go aboard the queen Zenobia
Which is out at Sea and the weather is storming
And eventually you'll have to face Jack Norman
And Chris gets on a plane and goes to Africa
And meets a new friend her name is Sheva
And together they will fight and finally kill
Albert Wesker and his new partner Jill
Wait Jill is back and she's on the attack
Why is she shooting at us why is she acting like that
So Chris pleads with her but things don't improve
She's got a device on her chest that must be removed
Now Wesker is dead but he had a son
And Sherry Birkins grown and she has a gun
And Leon and Chris are having no fun
In the sixth game cuz it was the worst one
And what came out of the ashes and the splinters
A new hero known as Ethan Winters
And yes he was fighting for a life
But it wasn't his own it was his loving wife
And I haven't played eight and I cannot wait
Cuz I heard that that game is really fucking great
And in due time will be the last in line
The immortal Resident Evil Nine

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