This Confession Has Meant Nothing

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What were we talking about?
Oh yes, humanity
There's a topic we could spend forever talking about
What was it again you wanted to know?
A list of terrible humans?
Creationism, and all of that dribble? (Sips his cup of tea)

So the Father was just there
Just floating along in the ether
Eventually and without realizing it
He bumped into something and it turned out to be the Mother
Both were experiencing a sense of loneliness
And like all cosmic entities eventually things happened and there they were, having sex
So they both orgasmed over and over and over again
Each time bringing all of these Creations to life
Everything from colors, planets, galaxies, the Ancient Ones, all the orders of the Angels
Rainbow Spirits, Seraphim's and Cherubim's
Even me (Takes another sip of tea)

But like all dead beat dads, the Father eventually got distracted by everything
And soon forgot about large numbers of his children
Even the Mother was cast out and thrown into the abyss of blackness
Did you know that I was first among angels?
Technically I'm the brightest and equal only in power to the Father
So if your thoughts have grown dark, allow me to enlighten you

What's that? You wish to chat about the humans?
Well they do continue to spread chaos
Many seem to think that there's a plan in place
I have no opinion on that but it's mostly chaos you know
One would think that maybe you could all start to stand together and take care of Yourselves
But no it does seem like you're all obsessed with chaos and the dystopian themes
I have no qualms in telling you which ones are terrible if you're interested in knowing (Takes another sip of tea)

Whom you might ask? Well, I guess I did mention a list

Here's a list of terrible people in no particular order

Katie Hopkins
Alex Jones
Miles Davis
Lawrence Fox
Donald Trump
Every US President
Joe Manchin
Ted Cruz
Lars Ulrich (You know why)
John Wayne
Gandhi
Walt Disney
TS Eliot
Roald Dahl (Sorry to ruin your childhood)
Rupert Murdoch
Brett Kavanaugh (This confession has meant nothing)
Tina Cooperrider
Ann Coulter
Michael Jackson
Ted Bundy
Mother Teresa
Harvey Weinstein
Jeffrey Epstein
Will Smith
Seth MacFarlane
Kurt Cobain
Jeffrey Dahmer
Seth Rogan
Saddam Hussein
Timothy McVeigh
Tom Cruise (No explanation needed)
Kim John-Un
The British Royal Family
Every US politician
Tim Cowan
Bill an Hillary
Jada Pinkett Smith
Prince
Adolf Hitler
Josef Stalin
Bill Gates
People that drive slow in the fast lane
Literally everyone
Even you
Yes you
You

I'm sure I'll think of more later but that's enough to satiate you for awhile I'm sure

If you'll excuse me I'm gonna go file down my horns like Hellboy while I listen to 
Carpenter Brut
Awake, arise or whatever

Sincerely
Satan

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