Harambe's Death (It's Still Funny)

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I laughed so fuckin' hard when I found out he was dead
I didn't give a f*ck and so I jacked off all day
And I thought that was that 'til he became a fuckin' meme
And even after years, he's still appearing in my dreams

Harambe fuckin' got shot and died
And it's still fuckin' funny - fuckin' stupid fuckin' monkey
Harambe, all the vegetarians cried
It's just as fuckin' funny - I daresay, it gets funnier with age

Well, the story goes like this: a stupid fuckin' kid
Climbed into the pit where Harambe lived
He tried to drown the kid and I really wish he did
But the stupid fuckin' zoo shot him down instead

Harambe, fuckin' got shot and died
They were aiming for the kid, but the bullet fucking missed
Harambe was a stupid, fat gorilla
But I wish he would come back so that we could kill him all over again

Why'd they have to take Harambe down?
They should've shot the stupid fucking kid
And they should've fed his stupid fucking mom to polar bears
If they all died, it would be way more funny

Harambe, you're a fuckin' badass ape
And I wish they let you live and keep that kid you would've ate
Harambe - number one in America
'Cuz he gives us all erections and distracts from the election
Harambe - he took a bullet for you
We should show him all our thanks by urinating on his grave
Harambe, you're a fucking godsend now
And while I don't believe in ghosts, I would gladly vote for your's for president

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