The Black Slim Shady

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The Game is an American rapper and actor. He emerged in the early 2000s with hits like "Hate It or Love It" and "How We Do." Known for his West Coast style and storytelling lyricism, The Game has released several successful albums throughout his career. He has collaborated with numerous notable artists in the industry and has gained a loyal fan base. more »

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Hey grandma
I'm still out here makin' my Uber runs
I'll be home soon
I just got one more pick up, kinda close to 8 Mile
Okay, okay, love you too

G-G-G-G, Shady (G-G-)
Shady Aftermath (yeah)
Me and Hit-Boy back on our shit, let's go
Yeah (G-G)

I don't think they know who they fuckin' with
Pull that truck around, niggas is duckin' clips
Hi, I'm the Black Slim Shady
I unpack the hear with my oven mitts
I tip-toe around in my Chucks and shit
Hi, I'm the Black Slim Shady

It's Game, sick in the brain
Sick as the day that I came
Hennessy runnin' through my veins, I load up the clip and aim
Sick of you niggas talkin' like you won't get wet in the rain
Now I'm singin' Frank Ocean, and you get hit with the Novacane
Sick and tired of niggas, bitches, and critics, they all the same
Lame games they playin', lyin', tryin' me for my name
I stick my dick in your Black ass
Shallow bitch on the show, just to lick the tip it's ridiculous
She watchin' it grow
Cross-eyed, crosshairs on my enemies
If you cross the street, you run into me, you crash into a light bolt
Now you crawlin' out the driver side like a centipede
And me, I'm finna be on a jet to the Philippines
Spill the beans, kick the Kool-Aid, overtell, God don't intervene
While I'm smashin' Saweetie pussy to smithereens
It's the G-A-ficky-ficky-M, paint my face, I'm him
Puttin' this big black dick in your Skims

I don't think they know who they fuckin' with
Pull that truck around, niggas is duckin' clips
Hi, I'm the Black Slim Shady
I unpack the hear with my oven mitts
I tip-toe around in my Chucks and shit
Hi, I'm the Black Slim Shady

I killed Dr. Dre in my basement last night
I was wasted last night, I went ape shit last night
Had a slice of humble pie, I couldn't taste it last night (hahaha)
Lost my taste and my smell, I got Omarion
Me and Dr. Fauci went to Crazy Girls and then we got out party on
So fee-fi-fum, I'm with 40 goin' dumb
Not E-40, the other 40, I'm with Canadians in Drake's house
Havin' a stakeout
And I'm so tired of orderin' takeout, what's beef?
Beef is when you tell the chef to bring them steaks out
So let's play house with the Dracos and ARs
Stay the f*ck up off of Stanley gras and take a shit in they yard
And my dick stay hard, when I see Lizzo on the internet
Here it is, another BBL
And my dick get little on the internet
My intellect is NFT's and Cyptos, I can never be a Crip though
I tip-toe with my red rag arouns six O's

Chuck?
Yeah
Hey man, let's get you out the rain
Good lookin', how's your day goin', bro?
I'm cool, man, you don't need that mask
Nobody cared about that shit anymore
You got a charger up there with you?
Yeah, for sure, it reaches all the way back there too
Good lookin', homie
Ayo, I really f*ck with that starter cap, that shit hard as f*ck
Crazy story behind it, my brother Stan, rest in peace
What?
He gave me this hat twenty-two years ago
Damn
It's my favorite
Can I see that shit for a minute?
Uh, yeah, sure
Oh, shit, this motherfucker autographed and everything
Who signed it for you?
Eminem
He used to be like this rap God
Man, me and my brother praised him
Back when I was little, I don't really like any of his new stuff
Whoa, wait, I know where we're goin', wait, why do you have a gu-?
Yo, shut the f*ck up
Ayy, man, I'm drivin', I'll get you there wait
I'll take you, I'm a fan, that's cool
Stop lookin' back, stop lookin' back here
It's cool, dude, man, you don't need to do this
Focus on the fuckin' road
Okay
Yo, come on, man
Alright
Drive
Alright, alright
Drive
We'll go, we'll go
Shut the f*ck up
Alright

Ask Dre
All I got is my word, my dick and my MAC-10
One thing you can never have it my motherfuckin' black skin
This ain't no suit that I wore
This ain't a mansion, a hangin' plaque, this ain't no stupid award
So, oh, he goes platinum
And, oh, I'm on the 'Math with him
He got all the blackest friends
He wanted to be African, me
Left for dead on the Dr.'s Advocate
Dre never executive-produced it, I just imagine it
Oh, here foes the magic tricks
Canady shops and the magic stick
DeAngelo Bailey got in shape to whoop your ass again
You depressed, you just maskin' it
You pop a Adderall, a Vicodin, and a Aspirin
But the math wasn't mathin-in'
So pass me the torch 'cause the torture in my mind
With the voice that defied rhymes will force the blind eye
To see that I was in the white Rolls Royce with five .9's
When you was pretendin' to be the white Royce da 5'9
I just crossed a fine line
Might just force the white guy to call D12
So he can be the pork they grind, swine
And the biggest rapper in Detroit, that award is Sean Don
So uncork the Chardonnay and stick my fork in white wine
I never heard you in a club, I never heard you in a bar
Eleven albums and ten never got played inside of my car
I'd rather listen to Snith9ine like sixty-nine times
And participate in sixty-nines with sixty-nine nuns than listen to you
You're a Karen, call the cops, tell 'em it's a black man on your black
With a Glock and he got it cocked
And the tattoos on his face is a star and a teardrop
He standin' on a (?) drop and he says he can feel Pac in the air
Like Phil Collins, listen to him, he still wildin'
(Ah, Epstein chased me around Epstein island)
So silence, I'm-, I'm thinkin', uh, mm, yeah
Nothin' rhymes with orange
So ficky-ficky Slim Shady, please stand up
Shoot the fade with me, I'd love to put these hands up
I could 40-Glock you, unarmed
Drop the world on your head with one arm
Dear Slim, Hailie's with me and she's unharmed for now
(Dad, I'm really scared)
These are the deepest secret, I keep and I be on defence
'Cause G's ain't supposed to fold up
With all the facades I hold up inside of my mind, I froze up
I'm cold as Covid, Ebola, the Spanish flu, and Corona
The Zika virus, pneumonia is deep inside my persona
On each side of my shoulders is demon chasin' Jehovah
The renegade or the soldier, I really gave it to Hova (how it feel?)
Twenty-three years, still ain't penetratin' the culture
You are not top five in mine, B.I.G or Pac eyes
No Andre, no Nas, stop tellin' white lies
Sniff a white line, this the right time
I Suge Knight, Vanilla Ice, I'm not Mr. Nice Guy

I'm crazy (I'm crazy, I'm crazy)
I'm crazy (I'm crazy, I'm crazy)
I'm not Mr. Nice Guy
I'm crazy (I'm crazy, I'm crazy)
Dre know
I'm crazy (I'm crazy, I'm crazy)
Way to fuckin' go

You done pissed off Jimmy, Universal, and Interscope
Know, I got Jimmy, Slim, 50, and Universal in the scope
('Cause I'm shady) shadier than him
(I'm crazy) crazier than Kim
So when the bat signal goes up in the clouds above the buildings
I hope you live long enough to see heroes turn into villains
Oh, you think I'm a joker? Well, riddle me this
You love your mother?
Well, I'm cleanin' out your closet for you and your half-brother
And I told you when I was in Detroit, I wanted to walk eight miles
But you wouldn't leave the studio, your life in on loop
That's why I'm doggy in style, 'cause niggas rather bump Snoop
And I'm a lyrical .50 cal
Leave his brain all thin, wind, the games all endin'
The chainsaw, vrinn vrinn
Hello? Hello?
Pagin' Dr. Dre?
He ain't got a lot to say
But since Curtis always do, let him write the rhymes for you
Tell him to clip the wings on my butterfly tatt' 
And force 'em back in the cocoon
Now does he still rap or did he have a change of heart too?
The chick on the show wasn't pickin' me and Mariah wasn't pickin' you
So the cannons is blam-blammin' and if it jam then I unjam it
And wipe down my stripper pole with the hair grease from your bandana
You wish you was Santana or Cam in them ten Jays
Durag for ten years and never had one wave
And I was that runaway slave, that they buried in that one grave
And some say he would back to haunt Slim Shady one day
Now I'm here, hope you ready, this is not mom's spaghetti
This your dad was twenty-two when he ate lil' Debbie
He takes the cake
'Cause she was only fifteen
So how could one not sympathize with her havin' you as a teen?
She had to lose herself in the moment, give up her drea

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