Tinder v2

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Rob S Max

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At the crib and I'm home alone
In my room, bumping Post Malone
Bored as hell, get an idea
Bout to find me a little diva
Okay Google, open Tinder
Okay Rob, scan your finger
See a PYT, like Michael Jackson's Thriller
I see you, you see me, I see you see in me (I got eyes)
Both swipe right, it's about to go down tonight
Let's get food girl, set the mood gurl
Thinks I'm funny yea I know I was
Said that she only swiped right just because
My profile reads
Tell me that I'm handsome
Listen to my album
I model at maxim
Lying bout that last one
I do good deeds
Satisfy my needs

I was dumped, now I'm slumped
He's a loser, and a user
Don't like chumps, don't like Trump
Want a guy to hug me, should know how to love me
Grab my phone, in the zone, then I then I unlock phone
Type in Tinder, with my finger
I swipe left, then swipe right
Message from Rob, it's going down tonight

I wonder what he means
Cute as hell so he has good genes
Let's hope his room is clean
Treat me like his queen

So we plan the date (Yea)
Dinner plans tonight at 8
I can't be late
And I don't wanna make him wait
Ah-Hmm, what to wear? How to do my hair
Thinking Nike airs? Should I wear another pair

Now we're meeting
Hop into his Honda
Think I'll order pasta
I don't like ricotta
Now our waiters bouta
Show our seating
Now we're eating

How's your day
It's okay I guess
What'd you do
Watched blues clues destress, How bout you
Cleaned my room (oh yes)
Oh thank God, he's not a slob

After this hit my place, tons of space
Possibilities of activities
Let's play games, take some names, girl we can drink champaign
Heard of overwatch, "no", turn it up a notch
She loves her mac and cheese
Bought to brush up on some recipes (this is good)
I'm diggin this chemistry
I really hope this is my remedy

After we eat we head to my space
Songs on repeat, with all of the bass
I know that she loves it I'm watching her face
Now we on the couch let's jump to the chase
21 questions? She says to me cool
How many boyfriends, she says to me 2
Favorite color, she says to blue
Do you know Spanish, reply was azul
Think to myself, this is your chance
How do I openly make my advance
Got an idea, it worked in the past
I'm having a blast, I just want it to last
I make a move when I grab her hand
I see a breath from her diaphragm
Liking on me like I'm Instagram
Liking on me like I'm Instagram
Things get heavy we go to my room
Hop into bed, we start to spoon
Says to me Rob please play me some tunes
I play for her Dark Side of the Moon
Next on the queue is Nirvana's In Bloom
Make sure to wrap it like mummy's in tombs
Then we stay all the way up until noon
Thank you to tinder I'm writing this tune

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