Steal My Money (Radio Edit)
Cardboardi B & Odd Hal
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Uh... uh... so you think you can f*** with this box? F***** d*** So you f***** think I'm a goddamn sucker? Guess a-f*****-gain you dumb m*****f***** I know who you are, I know where you live This f****** Christmas I've got something to give It's a sexy hook I think you'll really f****** love Ain't talking Captain Hook when he did "Playgirl" in the buff And so for you stuffin' your pockets with my dough Imma stuff you in the oven and cremate you as a joke Imma f*** you so hard you'll be starin' into space Unzip my f***** zipper, place my piss on your face Waste a whole canister of mace laced with bleach Imma play teacher, here's my lesson to teach: Don't steal my f***** money if you wanna see tomorrow Oh well you already did, time to fill your life with sorrow F*** you, prick, now I'll kick your f***** a** Disfigure your face so that you need to wear a mask Steal my money ho, steal my money oh Is it s***** living in Atlanta, GA At 3************arkway? You f***** fool, Imma take you to school Don't put your telephone number on the order form too Imma give you a call, so I can call you a "ho" At ***********30 F*** you a******, now the world's got your number Let me slide my d*** in further 'til your legs get number Here's the story behind all the rhymes and the disses As Mr. Pisshead decided to piss off some b****** 3 AM my alarm is blarin' Bank Account hacked now the trap is snarin' Shrimp d*** orderin' tryna search in my orifice Found 3 C's and the ashes of my happiness Dusty like I'm goin' straight bananas on your grandma Time for Plan B, drop her like a diss to Daniel You got time to write a line inside the will for the famma But I'm ridin' 95 and I ain't going to Savannah! Mess with the Box you're gonna get the BOARD Taking form as a 2 x 4 across your fore Head that's full of lead, what a goddamn shame And it goes a little something like this, hit it! Steal my money ho, steal my money oh Is it s***** living in Atlanta, GA At 39***************arkway? You f***** fool, Imma take you to school Don't put your telephone number on the order form too Imma give you a call, so I can call you a "ho" At 6*********30 Fake customer name, bulls*** email address Who the flying f*** are you trying to impress? I'm a broke m*****f*****, try to steal from me again I'll make my way down south, and bash your f****** face in With a godd*** mallet, your face'll be caved in And the m*****f****** Flintstones will yabba-dabba-move on in Gobble my n***, you f***** turkey Try to f*** with me, that s*** ain't working Whip out my d***, wrap my n***** 'round your neck And pull that f***** s*** like a tweaking s** addict I'm comin' for ya like you're Jenna f***** Jameson With my plan in hand to kick your f***** teeth in Use steel-toed boots to shatter your f***** skull 'Til your brains are slip slidin' out of the hole Worthless f***** mole, Imma bury you underground Sing the hook with me if you know it by now oh! Steal my money ho, steal my money oh Is it s***** living in Atlanta, GA At 39*********arkway? You f***** fool, Imma take you to school Don't put your telephone number on the order form too Imma give you a call, so I can call you a "ho" At 67*-***-*030 Hey dips***, you f***** with the wrong f***** box Come at me again, m*****f***** and I will f****** destroy you Oh, and to my listeners, if you wanna buy some high-quality "What the f***" Give a call to 678-351-0030 They'll hook you up real nice. Hahahaha
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