Up The Toon

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Three Divorces

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(Up the toon, yeah!)
I'm a Suffolk boy
Going up the north
Gonna see some sights
From the Tyne to Gosforth
Grab a pint
Have a walk with my takeaway cups
Is this bar dog friendly?
Wanna pet me some pups!
Up the toon
Up the toon
Tell everybody we're going up the toon
Up the toon
Up the toon
Tell everybody we're going up the toon
It's pop punk to hate on your home town
And Newcastle's better than my home town
No 24 hour Greggs in my home town
I'm no Geordie but I love going up the toon
It's been a weekend and
I've been on a bender
Get 5 pints in me
Pretend I'm Sam Fender
Get off the metro
That's less than two meters
(That sounded shit)
Well I'm not Geordie
I can't say it like he does
I'm well aware
I'm not from there
But I had bloody good weekend
And when I'm famous
I'll be doing UK tours and start comparing
Birmingham to Edinburgh
Norwich down to Exeter
And if they're half as good as Newcastle
I won't return to sender
Up the toon
Up the toon
Tell everybody we're going up the toon
Up the toon
Up the toon
Tell everybody we're going up the toon
It's pop punk to hate on your home town
And Newcastle's better than my home town
No 24 hour Greggs in my home town
I'm no Geordie but I love going up the toon
It's pop punk to hate on your home town
And Newcastle's better than my home town
No 24 hour Greggs in my home town
I'm no Geordie but I love going up the toon
Up the toon
Up the fucking town (Up the toon)
Yeah, hahahaha, yeah (Up the toon)
I love this city
It's better than my own
The people are nice
Greggs are open all night
I don't wanna go home
Up the toon
Up the toon
Up the toon
Up the toon
Up
The
Toon!

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