I Think That I Am Handsome

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Daniel Rincón

José Daniel Rincón Quintana (born 4 December 1975) is a Colombian former professional road cyclist. He is the younger brother of Oliverio Rincón. more »

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I think that I am handsome
Enough to make your main girl try and hold my ass for ransom
Or at least look like she seen a lot phantom
I ain't gonna take her ain't no need to throw a tantrum
The question ain't could he it's would he
I know you're wondering my man my woody is a goody
It ain't too large but I don't need a footy
I still make the booty wobble make it sound like your slapping pudding
I can't look at my reflection there's way too much sexual tension
The more I try to look away the more my beautiful brown eyes get my attention
There is no apprehension
I got too much weight in the game you can't go and bench
I got the cure for the thirst baby I quench em
I tell my bitch she's lucky to suck me
I hope she don't get fed up and try and sucker punch me
Or worse go try and cuck me
Or even worse then that turn my cock into lunch meat
I think that i am pretty cute enough to make your main dude lick me in the poop shoot
Blow me flute toot
Maybe if I loosen up take a little zoot boof
Keep it monogamous less we go misogynist
Coming out the water moto moto hippopotimus
Cause I'm too sexy for my  shirt

My whole life I've been told I've been told that I won't be shit
That I look like shit and that I ain't shit
Well bitch now I'm handsome your bitch eye balling me down
Plotting on fandom
Now your girly girl play my music in the whip likening my Instagram pics

You treat me like a dog like a piece of garbage
Man I seen the way you like at other people
I wish I was wearing their Robes wearing their skin
Live in their homes Keep me warm like deer skin
No hugs No fucks
I though romance was for rich ones
Called me rat face hit once
Turned to humor a thick dunce
I know my place I'm familiar
I don't need to read no ducking literature
I know my size life a little miniature
You can make it longer flick a picture
It's hard to look nice when you're covered in dirt
A glance at the looking glass would get on my nerves
You can spit on cause it felt well deserved
It's been made clear my skin is a curse

My whole life I've been told I've been told that I won't be shit
That I look like shit and that I ain't shit
Well bitch now I'm handsome your bitch eye balling me down
Plotting on fandom
Now your girly girl play my music in the whip likening my Instagram pics

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