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Nadroj

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Ayo
You know, it's always been
Just like, a little different for me
But I'm still team vagina
Yeah- and, no
I don't mean that in a sexual way
I actually mean that in a supportive way
I swear
Go girls

I'll be honest
My mid twenties are different
Kickin' shit with my boys just what isn't
Happening, but I'm fine with that
I've been, living with girls
Ever since I left my dad's
Ever since I left my cats
Just let me tell you facts
An experience I had

I walk in
Luggage in my right hand
They saw my name
They thought I was a woman

I get to my room
It's decorated
I smell perfume
Justin Bieber made it

They feel off
And it looks unreal
They look shocked
Like a gender reveal

I let them know
That I'm used to this
And that I used to live
With girls

My name unisex
And we can still connect
Don't let my dick
Become a negative

A week in
Life carried on
In my laundry
I found a thong
It wasn't mine
I even tried it on
I had to let them know
That something was wrong

We got acquainted
But it's not what you think
We played Jenga
But the kind where you drink
We did our nails
Bitch I look good in pink
Some online shopping
We were sharing a link

Debates were a nightly topic
What hurts worse birth
Or when guys get their balls kicked
The best vinaigrette is balsamic
Whose hotter Harry or Zayn
I'm team Malik

Okay yo look
That was a fucking hard decision to make
For real like
I made a whole pros and cons list
And I
I'm just team Zayn all the way

Some things I learned
Looking back at my time
You can't go wrong
With a face mask and some wine

Yeah this shit is not porn
Somehow I wake up with hair
In my mouth every morning
They think Avengers are boring
And I can't sleep from their snoring
And they fart without warning
And it doesn't smell sweet
Pillow fights feel like war and
It gave me PTSD
I wear a mask and some gloves
To avoid catching cooties

They keep candles everywhere
F*ck fire regulations
From the shit that I learned
F*ck monthly menstruations
They thought I only used tissues
For masturbation
Order Starbucks so much
It's become memorization
Any time the sun comes out
They go for a tan
They gas each other up
When someone brings home a man
They have a girl code
Its sisters 'fore misters
She told me that she swallowed
And the guy wouldn't kiss her

Ayo, look
I'm not saying I don't understand
But like
She did you a fucking favor so
You can at least say thank you
You know what I mean?

If we're going out
We plan ahead by an hour
They gotta do their hair and makeup
Fresh out of the shower

When I help them move
The box that I carry
Is far from the lightest shit
But I have to share my food
Because women's rights and shit
Scared of spiders
But they're down to fight like Tyson did
Tough enough to pierce themselves
Can't open up a jelly lid

Yeah
They explained to me
All the stops
I think it's fucked up that
You pay for both bottoms and tops

Teaching me about misogyny
Boobs don't turn me on it's just anatomy
Knotted hair sounds like its agony
Their choice of decoration is a tapestry

Their selfie game is professional
Wine nights become confessionals
They always dance like they're at festivals
Discussing clothing like they're congressional
They talk about watching their cholesterol
Yet they put Sunday brunch on a pedestal

They like to hug before we go to sleep
I started sitting down when I pee
To fight back I leave the lid up
Purposefully

Throwing gang signs
For their sorority
I'm numb I've seen more blood
Than a horror movie
When I bring up a girl
They stalk like police
They find her history
And show me the receipts
In the end I think it's good
I signed this lease
It makes for a hell of a
Conversation at least

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