The fictitious tale of Mr Barb

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Victor Muhlberg

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I was twenty years of age
Had been living in a cage
Confined to my little nation
Wanting global domination
So studied the ways of Stalin, Pol Pot
Mussolini and Mao
Hatched up this plan
Holding out for a crisis like now
By invitation, members only
Couldn't do this alone
Even for me, an entire globe
Would be too much to own

Greed, power and stealth
They're the bedrock of all my ambition
I just scoff the ideals of transparency
Without remorse or contrition
I rig up a story, being master of spin
Colluding with giants so our rule can begin
'Cos I'm only concerned with growing my wealth
Through greed, power and stealth

So now me and my cabal
Namely, et al
Need to build the new foundations
Via leaders of all nations
It is them that I indoctrinate
Some I pay a bit more
But where they cannot be seduced
I will close the fiscal door
We like to gather each year
I also teach them through my school
Public Obedience Relations
And, of course, Martial Rule

Greed, power and stealth
They're the bedrock of all my ambition
I just scoff the ideals of democracy
Without remorse or contrition
The freedoms you had, you will now have to buy
Conspired with your leaders, on whom I rely
'Cos I'm only concerned with growing my wealth
Through greed, power and stealth

I've a soft spot for control
It plays a most important role
As I herd the population
To the cusp of my creation
It's a design for the future
For which I've been ordained
As I mount my greatest challenge
Some may feel they've been restrained
Do not think that I am cruel
As I will hand them their rewards
If they do as they are told
And oblige the overlords

Greed, power and stealth
They're the bedrock of all my ambition
I embrace the ideals of autocracy
Adopt them into my mission
I spew out the orders and sometimes cajole
In lockstep they follow the central control
As I'm only concerned with growing my wealth
Through greed, power and stealth

Breaking news I wish to tell
That both me and my cartel
Have embraced the cyber platforms
As surveillance for our reforms
Where all is smart and connected
It becomes natures' new deal
With an interface to this world
Neither imagined or real
The climax of achievement
A remodeled society
My fantasy, the human
The upgraded variety

Greed, power and stealth
They're the bedrock of all my ambition
I embrace the ideals of technocracy
Adopt them into my mission
My world to be built on the int'net of things
And we'll be anointed your lordly kings
As I'm only concerned with growing my wealth
Through greed, power and stealth
Greed, power and stealth

I am in my twilight years
Have been burdened by some fears
There's a novel vaccination
With so little information
So I call on my dear friends
Mr Bates and Mr Grouchy
Under guise they give me saline
So my prick is not so Ouchy
There is so much more I wish to share
But my story is long
Despite my best efforts
It cannot fit into just one song

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