Shrooms At The Warped Tour (Pop Punk Parody)
Bradley Dern
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I woke up, not ready for the day And I got the craziest news, that blew me away I heard that, Warped Tour, is ending (I start to panic) How can this, be happening (Oh my god) There's one, more show and it's gonna be in Ventura I call up, the guys Gotta get the tickets I'll even drive It's the day of, not a cloud in the sky And my friend suggested "We should get real fried" He said, "We should take mushrooms at Warped Tour" And I responded... "F*ck yeah we should" And then I said "we'll split, an eighth, and we'll get super goomied" He said "good idea, I put it in your sandwich already" Then we took shrooms, at the Warped Tour Tripping balls, by the harbor Now it's my time to let go, mom and dad can't tell me no I'll cap off the summer, with shrooms at the Warped Tour (You guys get it? Like, capping of the summer with...mushrooms? Like mushroom caps? Eh? Eh? Whatever it's wordplay, f*ck you then) We get there, I'm ready for my favorite bands Like Reel Big Fish, Taking Back Sunday, and even Simple Plan But as I felt the sun's burn The mushrooms started to take a turn And then I saw this weird, teenager With his arms crossed in the back He was brooding, with angst And wearing a Slipknot mask (Even though...Slipknot's not usually kinda at Warped Tour...different vibe but, whatever. Do you) But that's not all, there's plenty more characters Like the group of guys in the beer garden wearing their frat letters And they suddenly felt the need, to rip off their shirts And then loudly scream "Simple Plan is fucking sick!!!!" (Yeah) But the one, that fucked me up the most Was this guy with gauges in his ears Except they, weren't gauges at all Instead they were Weed grinders (Alright, I actually need to take a second to reiterate this. This dude had gauged his ears so large that he put forreal fucking weed grinders in them. Like, ohohohoho talk about "holy moly" am I right? Like you look like this every day? Freaked me out...) Cuz I'm on shrooms, at this Warped Tour Tripping balls, by the harbor Can't believe it's the last time, cut my wrist and say goodnight I'll cap off the summer, with shrooms at the Warped Tour I've lost all my friends now I'm stuck with Slipknot guy I've lost all my friends and This wasn't the plan at all When I first heard that Warped was ending I wanted to break down and cry Now I'm here amongst these fucking freaks I realize "This needs to die" I'm on shrooms, at the Warped Tour I'm on shrooms, at the Warped Tour Too much shrooms, at the Warped Tour Too much shrooms... But not before I take shrooms, at this Warped Tour Freaking out During Paramore! Guess it's time to call it quits, can't say that you will be missed Goodbyes are a bummer, except for you Warped Tour
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