Still Swimmin' (The Turtle Tune)

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Chicken Sweater

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I didn't go to bed 'till 3 last night
That explains the tired behind my eyes
I was up in bed just watching psych
Wish I was as cool as those guys
Shawn Spencer has it figured out
He'll stitch the clues together, then announce
Burton Guster has it differently
Cause he knows what he likes so specifically

Sleep isn't my only problem
Dates: messed up all of them
Religion: is getting confusing
Fitness: where's the gym again

So I'll lay awake in bed
But ignore the things that I just mentioned
Instead weird thoughts run through my head
Skip to verse 2 if you'd like to hear them

It's not as simple
As it's made out to be
The tides and the ripples
Goad me out to sea
Whats this, tide shift
Pulled out into the open
Feet kicking, still swimmin'
But I can't touch the bottom
So somebody tell me
How to avoid getting pulled in
Cause you know something
I don't I'm convinced

Dirty dishes and Bionicles
Jumping fences risk a bloody nose
Why is Narnia in chronicles
And why don't we all just wear ponchos
Seriously they're like wearable blankets
Honestly confused about pontune boats
And the dangly thing in the back of my throat
I looked it up it stops food from getting in your nose
I'm gonna rewrite Romeo and Juliet
As preacher's daughter and a dude with turrets

It's not as simple
As it's made out to be
The tides and the ripples
Stop the chorus I have something stupid to tell you about

Did I mention my business idea
The one to build a straw through the atmosphere
Then shoot all the plastic straws into space
We'd save the earth turtles, but destroy an alien turtle race
We accept all liability ensued by alien litigation

It's not as simple
As it's made out to be
The tides and the ripples
Goad me out to sea
Whats this, tide shift
Pulled out into the open
Feet kicking, still swimmin'
But I can't touch the bottom
So somebody tell me
How to avoid getting pulled in
Cause you know something
I don't I'm convinced
So somebody tell me
Cause I'm getting worried
And you know something
While I'm confused it seems

I've got bigger things to worry about
Than the random thoughts I have while I'm on my couch
But I have more fun ignoring my problems
Than making productive attempts to solve them
I've got bigger things to worry about
Than the random thoughts I have while I'm on my couch
But I have more fun ignoring my problems
Than making productive attempts to solve them
I've got bigger things to worry about
Than the random thoughts I have while I'm on my couch
But I have more fun ignoring my problems
Than making productive attempts to solve them

It's not as simple
As it's made out to be
The tides and the ripples
Goad me out to sea
Whats this, tide shift
Pulled out into the open
Feet kicking, still swimmin'
But I can't touch the bottom
So somebody tell me
How to avoid getting pulled in
Cause you know something
I don't I'm convinced
So somebody tell me
Cause I'm getting worried
And you know something
While I'm confused it seems

In recent events
An off planet alien organization is pushing 
To detain Chicken Sweater for his intentions 
To build a straw into space to kill the alien turtles
When asked for his defense by one of our correspondents he simply said
"I am doing this for the earth turtles" 
More to follow on News at Nine

So somebody tell me
How to avoid getting pulled in
Cause you know something
I don't I'm convinced
So somebody tell me
Cause I'm getting worried
And you know something
While I'm confused it seems

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