'Evil Fish'

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The PooP Eaters

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You see, I was out fishing
With my good brother here
And we came across a fish
That you wouldn't belive
He was about 4 feet long and mean as all hell
We dubbed him:
"The Evil Fish"
Take it away boys

Now I tell you what
This mean son'bitch
Was the baddest fish you've ever seen
I grabbed him by the tail
And I heard him wail
And I never touched him there again
I was threatened by his sature
So I didn't grab the clapper
I was gonna be hospitable
He had eyes like a hawk
And arms like The Rock
I didn't think it was possible
For a fish like him
To take a swim
Let alone kick my ass that day
But he put me to shame
And earned the name
That many do not dare to say
Now the Evil Fish
Was a mean son'bitch
Yes indeed that much was true
But I shared some lean
With the tough marine
And I found out the fucker was aloof

Now Bugus Bugler
Had a tool for
Capturing Evil Fish
The gambling man
Had in his hands
The fate of that mean son'bitch
His cheap cigars
And facial scars
Were no match for the fish that day
Went for a swim
In the river Thames
And the Bugler never returned again
He cursed the land of England
And he travelled here to Wexford
But the fish could still smell that dastardly Bugus cos he reeked of pig manure

What is that melody?
Synchronise

And so, the day was won
The Evil Fish swam off into the sunset
And one thing was for certain
Nothing would ever be the same again

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