Cletus

Follow 0 fans

Swamp G

3:58

27 Views

Playlists:

#2

 The easy, fast & fun way to learn how to sing: 30DaySinger.com

Aye Swamp this shit ain't cuttin it bro
What the f*ck are you talkin bout
I'ma need you to bring in Cletus
Nah, come
Yes, yes
I, I
We, we need Cletus
Alright
Tell that motherfucker to come here
F*ck it

Gucci glasses, I can't see well
Hating on me but you working in retail
Why your bitch stalking me? Come get your female
Shut the f*ck up, bitch look like Ezal
F*ck Joe Biden, I need cheap gas
Talk that shit then leave with a beat ass
Said I'm a legend and bitch I'ma be that
Came out the country like my name was Cletus
Hoes think that I look like Gyllenhaal
Took my bitch to the Royal Tenenbaums
Swamp G, bitch I'm in the Fountain of Youth
And your bitch look like she bout to hit menopause
I think that I'm Tim Robinson
I think you should leave motherfucker
I think that I'm a prodigy
Bitch come give me that BJ Penn
Bitch I think I'm Owen Grady
You doing dumb shit like Claire Dearing
And I'm up in the chopper like Masrani
But I ain't gon' crash shit, I'ma stay flying
Swim on these bitches like I was a gharial
Mixing up chemicals, mine is a variable
Skatepark, dumb bitches doing varials
Gross motherfucker smell like a wet scarecrow
I'm making crop circles and I drew a dick
But Swamp, that's my property
You a bitch
In a grocery store and I'm losing it
In H-E-B, all I can do not to shoot a bitch
Credit card fraud, y'all scamming people
I hope your grandma gets her fuckin tits ripped off
Shout out gays and trans people
But sometimes I can't stand people
And like my girl's phone, I'm out of pocket
How come women pants ain't got no pockets
I got invasive thoughts, why can't I drop em
And I made this song cause my brain sound like this
Why the f*ck you think I'm a multihyphenate
Uh I'm just trying not to kill myself
Uh I need silence to heal myself
Uh saw me in the mirror and thrilled myself
I'm a fuckin crocodilian
Prehistoric, two hundred mil bitches
Under Armour on me, look like a ninja
She saw through my shirt and she had a conniption
Join the club, get that prescription
Pretty bitch, I fit that description
You hoes hear me, but you ain't listenin
Bitches mad cause they fathers missin
Bitches Adonis and Swamp is Apollo
I'ma collab with Gaga and might cross over
She ain't know shit about cameras but got great music
But a lot of photographers are creepy motherfuckers
Marco, you a pussy bitch
You touch bitches with no consent
On sight, bitch, I'ma touch you
That's no pope, just real shit
I'm high as f*ck and I'm eating skittles
Bitch call me Burt Reynolds
Bitch call me Jerry Reed
Dog in the truck with me
Talking shit like Buford T. Justice
Bitch, f*ck em, f*ck em, f*ck em
I think y'all Reeva Steenkamp
Bitch I'm Oscar Pistorius

Well I'll be goddammned Swamp
Whassup
Man I just gotta say, I really appreciate you bringing Cletus by
No problem bro
But you know, he's welcome here any time
Well I mean, sometimes I don't know when he's gon' come out
Don't you worry, we'll work him into the itinerary
Well spec-fuckin-tacular

Bitches mad cause I'm hot as hell
Shut the f*ck up, mademoiselle
Well at that Panda, what was you eatin
Chicken shitake with the kale
I still look like Miss America
Bitch I still love America
I ain't never met nobody that hate America
That wasn't broke as f*ck and need a shower
I'm taking the word "patriot" back from the racists
If you a racist, I'ma shit in your mouth
Swamp what that got to do with anything
Can y'all please try to follow what I'm talking bout
Me and Jesus Christ had a falling out
Cause I flipped the water to tequila
He said "I can only make wine"
Man f*ck wine, that shit got a low ABV
Man who am I kidding, I ain't drank in 5 months
Take you to school bitch, pack that lunch
I said Boo Berry over the Captain
I said no yelling on the bus
Some motherfucker talking bout chlorophyll got me snoring
I just DDT'ed Rick Santorum
These Instagram bitches pissin me off
Able-bodied, begging on a public forum
Nipsey Hussle changed my life
Shut the f*ck up bitch, no he didn't
Please don't do me like that when I die
Man I'm tired of all this virtue signalling
Bitch I wrote the Geneva Convention
And according to this, you have no bitches
And right here it says I look like Tommy Wiseau
Bitches get torn up like I'm Lisa
Never played no saxophone
I used to look like Kenny G
I used to look like American Idol
I still look like American Idol
In the Daewoo Lanos, I let it idle
Run you over, Express Pineapple
I think I'm Danny McBride
I think I need me a kimono
I love Swamp, and these bitches do too
I'ma get high and go to Shu Shu's
I'm with Young Grandma like Shu Shu
I'm a pretty motherfucker like Garbage Boy
I ain't never been to Queens or Manhattan
I'ma whip the candy apple chuckwagon
I'ma play croquet in my front yard
I shake my butt, so you know my dick waggin
Hop out the whip like Edward Norton
I can't hear these bitches, I ain't Horton
This just in, Swamp G reporting
Holy shit, I look gorgeous
F*ck I just made CNN
F*ck I just made Fox News
F*ck I just made Al Jazeera
CBE on NBC

Absolutely fuckin riveting
Thank you, thank you
Holy fuckin, goddamn
Preciate it
Swamp you're, I love you, I love Cletus
I love you too, man, we both love you, dawg
Shit, you made my whole fuckin year

 Watch: New Singing Lesson Videos Can Make Anyone A Great Singer