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Devil's kitchen lake
Is the deepest lake in all Illinois
And one year on spring break
A friend of mine, a nice jewish boy
Came to visit me there
I went to college in a city close by it
And we were not to be fair
Outdoorsy men but anxious to try it
Some background perhaps is in order
My grandad was jewish but grandma not a smidgeon
Which makes my dad a half jew and me a quarter
Jewishness is a bloodline as well as a religion
I asked if he could please bring
A fishing pole and we'd fish for each meal
He brought a little kids plaything
It was pink with Barbie portrayed on the reel
I said "don't worry, I've got a good pole we'll take"
Like I knew what I was doing
And We went to Devils Kitchen Lake
To camp and fish and spend time canoeing
We found a campground and excitedly rented
Two canoes, oars and cushions for floatin'
Two rules were very clearly presented:
Alcohol and swimming were verboten
We were one and one quarter Jews
On Devil's Kitchen Lake in canoes
We had two fishing poles but only one fishing pole we could use
We had a cooler full of beer to the brim
We decided we would race on a whim
But only one quarter
Of the one and one quarter Jews
Knew how to swim
So now one and one quarter young jewish guys
Are Out on the deep lake
We had fishing and camping supplies
And beer which was illegal to take
My friend cast his Charlie Brown fishing pole
It fell apart and it sunk
Swallowed by this very deep fishing hole
And by then we were drunk
In his drunkenness, he said let's race and he'll beat me
He pulled way out in front and appeared to be winning
But In a flash he flipped over completely
He tried to grab the canoe but it was spinning.
We were one and one quarter Jews
On Devil's Kitchen Lake in canoes
We had two fishing poles but only one fishing pole we could use
We had a cooler full of beer to the brim
We decided we would race on a whim
But only one quarter
Of the one and one quarter Jews
Knew how to swim
I jumped in to save him
And that sent my canoe far adrift
He grabbed the cushion I gave him
Like his favorite Hanukah gift
We steadied the canoe
And swam it to the nearest lake bank
Once on shore we both knew
That our gear and our beer had all sank
We had to walk back to the campground 2 miles
And We were several miles from home
They asked "have you been drinking" to which we issued denials
We paid for the oars and cushions and we bid them "shalom"
We were one and one quarter Jews
On Devil's Kitchen Lake in canoes
We had two fishing poles but only one fishing pole we could use
We had a cooler full of beer to the brim
We decided we would race on a whim
But only one quarter
Of the one and one quarter Jews
Knew how to swim

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