Sitting On The Couch

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Jonathan Karkar

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I'm sitting on the couch,
at home
I'm here all by myself
alone
Wasting my day,
but there ain't no better way
than sitting on the couch
at home.

Just trying to get my fix,
my dose
Planet Earth on Netflix,
is the best show
Wasting my day,
in all the best ways
Just sitting on the couch
at home.

Reading Harry Potter while
Talking to my friends on the phone
Imma get me some delivery
Courtesy of my student loan

And I get so damn excited when
I get to spend the day on my throne
My worn in velvet love seat
Is all I need and nothing more

Oh shit just got a call
From my boss
""It's your turn to clean the stalls!""
Well that's you're loss
I pulled my hamstring, no it was food poisoning
I ain't cleaning any stalls
That's your loss

""Are you coming to the club?""
""Let's go!""
Putting heels and make up on,
F*ck no.
Whiskey and chase,
For $7.50 that's a waste
I'll be chilling in the tub
With no clothes

Reading Harry Potter while
Talking to my friends on the phone
Imma get me some delivery
Courtesy of my student loan

And I get so damn excited when
I get to spend the day on my throne
My worn in velvet love seat
Is all I need and nothing more

I ain't going anywhere
And if you try to tell me won't
I won't even go up the stairs
I'll be just fine

Sitting on the couch
at home
I'm here all by myself
alone
Wasting my day,
but there ain't no better way
than sitting on the couch
at home.

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