The Sheriff

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They call him the sheriff
He don't follow any rules
Faster than a speeding bullet
Riding on his mule
Strumming on his banjo
He lives for grass so blue
Him and me, the deputy
Gon' catch that perp by noon
They call me the sheriff
That's what they call me
Wanna know why they call me that
Just ask my deputy ('Cause he shoots people!)
Faster than a speeding bullet
On my noble steed
Shoot the perp three times
And his heart stops to beat
The sheriff rides all night and day
To occupy your city-state
He puts the perps all in a grave
And always finds a way
To escape
They call him the Deputy
Don't get caught by his net
He'll just run away and then
He'll shoot you in the neck
Slightly slower than a bullet
Riding on his donkey
He'll break all your bones
And you will walk quite fonky
They call me the deputy
That's what they call I
Wanna know why they call me that
Well I'll shoot you in your thigh
Three he he he he he
He he he he he he hi
Four do do do do do do
Do do do do do die
No you won't
Me and the deputy don't engage in tackle-tackles
We just use our firearms, and they go cackle-cackle
We ride mules and donkeys, we ain't no cattle-cattle
If we cross a river, bring out the boat and paddle-paddle
Catch sight of the perp, runnin' down the street (The street)
Me n' the sheriff chase him on our cavalry
We can't be outrun 'cuz our strides are quite fleet
The sheriff stops to take aim and shoots him like a skeet
Three he he he he he
He he he he he he hi
Four do do do do do do
Do do do do do die
The sheriff rides all night and day
To occupy your city state
You should never have tried
To unlawfully obtain that jewel
We caught the perp, he's quite the fool
He lost to the sheriff in a shootout duel
He should never have tried
To unlawfully obtain that jewel
I am the perp and I love to steal
Don't bother me or I'll take your automobile
The state known as Idaho ain't quite real
I stole this information from a dapper eel
I am a perp, after all, I do weird stuff
Women look my way because I'm bold and I'm tough
When the sheriff catches me I'll be dead in handcuffs
The sheriff rides all night and day
To occupy your city-state
He puts the perps all in a grave
And always finds a way
The sheriff rides all night and day
To occupy your city-state
He puts the perps all in a grave
And always finds a way
To escape
Three he he he he he
Hi
Four do do do do do
Die

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