Crazy Story (feat. T.H.C.)

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Pull up on the track to share my crazy story
Let you know right now this shit finna get gory
Yeah that last bar was a content warning
But my day started with a hectic ass morning
I woke up early on a Friday afternoon
Rolled out my bed just to make this tune
Feel like fuckin' shit had Henny night before
Want to make breaky but we need to hit the store
Ran out of food in the god damn pantry
Smoke dope for breakfast got too fuckin' antsy
Heard a loud ass bang all of the sudden
Yeah I hear them shots and they get to bussin'
Lay down fuckin' flat you know I hit the floor
Look all around me to see where I should go
Shots start firing yeah it's time to go outside
Hear noises out back yeah you know I'm finna slide
God damn my neighbor shot a fuckin' fox
Fox found the chickens call that endangered cocks
I go back inside stop muhfuckin' stressin'
I'm finna miss my bus I need to make this next lesson
Made it on the bus with a minute left to go
Person on my right was talking to his bro
They steady talking shit had to put him in his place
Got blood on my fit when I punched him in his face
Hop off the bus go straight to fuckin' class
I see my gym crush yeah she has the fattest ass
Get down on one knee but just so I can gawk
She think I tie my shoe but I just pulled up my sock
I sit down at the desk go straight to fuckin' bed
Wake up minutes later books slammin' on my head
Kicked out the class for the muhfuckin' day
Why am I on campus I don't even want to stay
Go back to the crib take bowls 'til I'm dozy
Wrapped up in the quilt yeah bitch I'm fuckin' cozy
Shout out ASAP mob yeah them tapes the fuckin' best
Volume two hit different and it's better than the rest
Stummy straight achin' so I get up in the kitchen
Start cuttin' veggies yeah I start fuckin' whippin'
Saving fuckin' dough grate cheese by the block
Don't come in the kitchen cause I probably won't talk
Whippin' up some gas for me and my roomie
Before I ate this day was pretty gloomy
Nothing better to me than a home cooked meal
Make it all from scratch yeah you know the fuckin' deal
Pregame for the party yeah you know we playing pong
Slappin' music loud taking chops out the bong
You probably wondering how I still got shit to fuckin' say
Yeah I see through you like I'm a fuckin' xray
Taxi to the party yeah it's bout fuckin' time
Walk up in that bitch with some 'ronas and a lime
Locked eyes with this dime she was so fuckin' fine
I only f*ck with 10s yeah I can't rock with no 9
Start to hypnotize and I'm feeling like I'm Biggie
She start to approach cause she like how I get jiggy
Introduce myself and the rest was history
What I said to make her wet will always stay a mystery
Couple minutes later yeah you know I start mackin'
She tryna feel me up wanna see if I'm packin'
Order the cab or we just gon have to walk
20 minutes boo and we'll be back on my block
She ordered a cab with the muhfuckin' quickness
She want to go home and get straight to business
Bring this bitch over for just a one night stand
I'm high as a kite when will I fuckin' land
Only one night I be feeling like lil boat
When the deed is done go get your fuckin' coat
I don't do no slumber parties specially with no hoe
Order the uber I just want you fuckin' gone
Call up boy Fuj' to record this fuckin' song
When this shit drop I hope you all sing along
Yeah we screaming crazy story RIP King Von
His music had me raging like I'm DC fuckin' Don
Like I'm DC fuckin' Don, ayyy

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