Grinch Goes Viral
Dax
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Hmm This year is gonna be different I ain't gon let 'em destroy me and try to ruin Christmas I gotta hit Mariah Carey or somethin', she got it poppin' And that one song be hittin' different All I want for Christmas is you Maybe I ask Santa for vocals And go door to door singin' Christmas carols To promote the song to the Whooville locals Somethin' viral Somethin' to distract me from my life on a downward spiral Maybe somethin' Christian friendly In line with the teaching's of the modern day bible Addictive, catchy, narcissistic, for blacks, whites and LGBTQ Like Dave Chappelle funny so I garner support from Netflix and maybe Hulu It's the Grinch and I'm back and I'm fuckin' it up With eggnog Patron and drank in my cup Propane to flame these rappers who sucks With their hoe, hoe, hoe, hoes and the sluts Old school flow but feels brand new I'ma chip of the block and already paid my dues I'ma sick son of a gun who states my views And ain't fuckin' with bots and no mainstream news Green, mean, pristine, outta control Straight shooter just like a stripper I got a pole Still up leave, no, I cannot go Fall off? Only when I listen to J. Cole Paid, self-made and slim thick too I speak my mind even if it's taboo In a world of fake where you can barely be you You are now in tune to Grinch part two Tik Toks in Scroll down my feed all I ever see's twerkin' Couple bad women on my line hit 'em in the DM's First thing they wanna ask for is a Birkin Gotta be a sign like Adam and Eve When she took from the tree from the mouth of a serpent And gave it to the man as a virgin And as a result God's son had to carry all the burdens On IG and it's all violations Guidelines based off of trolls straight hatin' Some get blocked if they say vaccination While others get to post on the timeline naked Only fans cakin', these simps are amazin' Payin' for some shit you can get for free When Pornhub'll give you ten times the content For no fee or a fraction exclusively Man, this shits a disaster I was datin' this chick who was mad I wouldn't tag her Daughter of a pastor Who wanted to be famous and rich and climb the proverbial ladder Showed me no love 'til I said I was a rapper Took my time didn't even try to smash her Went to mass and after her dad the pastor called me a bastard I was shocked 'cause I didn't think pastors cussed So I looked at dude and said, "What the f*ck?" Then she slapped me and he slapped her And ironically I ended up in cuffs Now I'm talkin' to a judge who's white as Casper Who thinks I'm shady like Marshall Mathers And once he asked why'd I attack her I stand and say, "Green lives matter!" Yeah, but back to the topic The flow's likes a sea so sick you get nauseous The Grinch is the name and the drip is aquatic A Whooville gangsta, you better move cautious I come from a place where they sleigh you Then artistically wrap you in boxes And the six foot drop you experience Is down the chimney when Santa drops it I'm highly toxic Practically radioactive With a slight chemical imbalance ADHD bipolar depression manic With high level lactic acid contracted from COVID vaxxes From an allergic reaction I got on the fifteenth booster package Not to mention PTSD episodes from failed Christmas interactions See I'm the one they said ruined Christmas But they never told you that they ruined me What f*ck did you think would happen When you poke the bear consistently from the age of three? I had no siblings or a family, then they put my life on TV And Chose Jim Carey to play the part instead of choosin' me I want my royalties, Universal call my lawyer You're all fuckin' sick sadistic twisted misfits This is real infringement And I'm hopin' that you all eat shit for Christmas My life is a movie they sold to children Intertwined with ideals from their wicked system Where everyone's rich off of Grinch's business But doesn't have to deal with the criticism So here's what we're gonna do We're gonna make a new movie Where I'm the star and you pay me to use me We'll shoot it in Los Angeles, hmm, where it's super bougie And for mainstream appeal will add unrealistic attainable booties We'll add racial slurs to trigger blacks And sexual ambiguity Uh, political propaganda Then titties for continuity Lets get famous Tik Tokers like Charlie D and Addison Rae And, if it's in the budget, guest appearances from Uh, Jake Paul and Sommer Ray Viral Dopamine Millions of views and attention Anything to raise my CPM on YouTube And increase my video time retention Trendin' number one worldwide box office hit Awards galore So all the big directors sign me and I become an industry whore And then at that point when I'm super famous and super rich And can actually afford to go build or go buy a bitch And the cocaine lines that I periodically sniff Get mixed with the gin and juice that I sip And I become a role model to millions of kids And lead them to depths of hell in the darkest pits to benefit And lose myself on constants trips to reality and back Where I'm rich but I have no one I can even share it with Viral Like the virus I wanna come in like a wreckin' ball like Milly Cyrus Take trips to the White House befriend Kamala and Joe Biden Discuss policies I think we should tighten While I text Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg about cryptocurrency And the meta verse then take trips to Waikiki Island Viral, viral, viral, gimme more I wanna be recognized by everybody at Whole Foods And every other wretched grocery store I wanna lose control, have multiple baby mamas And argue mediation over child support With gold diggers who practice takin' off condoms And trappin' young stars like me just for sport I wanna be an idol, worshipped by society Who's perfect to the public but hates himself privately who can't look in the mirror and is screamin' but quietly And can afford to go anywhere but doesn't because anxiety Anti-social, global, tycoon multi billion dollar CEO sex mogul Cover of Forbes, courtside Lakers games right beside Frank Vogul Friends with LeBron, CP3, Dwayne Wade and movie stars like Will Smith The Rock, Angelina Jolie and if she approves Brad's Pitt I want to be viral Off the charts Exponentially big enough To cloud my black heart judgment and mind So I can't even go and find peace within my current life So viral that I lose my mind So viral that I can't hide So viral I convince myself That the only escape is suicide I want to be viral At any cost I don't care who gets hurt or the lives lost 'Cause they hurt me first So I deserve this I'm the victim And everyone talks but few hear and none listen So this Christmas It's my turn, let me shine You wanna be viral to Well, well wait in line The whole world does Can't you see it's not just me? I'm just the Grinch And all I ever did wrong was be born green
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