Acrobat

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TheRealJared

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I finna reopen up Snapchat
Tryna look good in my brand new snapback
Looking for a girl that will snap back
Swipe up to see where the cats are on the snap map
What you mean I gotta send 5 via cash app
I ain't paying to see the pics of your ass crack
I added you to see the videos of your pussycat
Especially the ones, taking dem cat nap
Calico or siamese? We own three.
One that's obese the other 2 are Chinese
So precious I even take em the movies
There's a matinee at noon and we finna get groovy
Acrobat claws out ready to attack
Spaz out jaws drop deadly force slap
Watch out Rick Ross really don't like that
Lil Nas X and a giddyup track
Aye, you wanna nap? Cat nap with you
Obi-wan may the Jedi-force be with you
"Maybe one my cats can pray to get rid of my
Holy coarse bedhead hay" (hey!)
So better watch out or you'll get overlooked
Guess what, I saw this post on Facebook
It was a picture of you, but I had to relook.
You missed your flight you said Emirates had you booked
And now your snap stories got a case of Tourette's
Joru's flying to Las Vegas better place your bets
I heard that you were scared of some minor turbulence
Now your only fear is that I will lay your ass to rest
Seems to me that you want the smoke
So I pull out my phone and take your notes
No, I don't claim to be the O.G GOAT
But I do know how to rhyme and allegro the flow
Two times speed and we ready to go
So fast so fly you already know
Looking at myself cause I am my own Mistro
Play this back in half-speed, it'll be normal in slow-mo
Sike you thought, let me show the ropes
Learn how to walk before you run the slopes
Why equals em ex times be
But you double it up and two time me
When you were the one pressing me
I'm your professor so why you testing me
In the kitchen cooking up my best recipe
It's that Gemini blood boiling within me
Though I ain't booking and the rest is history (ooo)
I got catlike instincts that will make you crazy
What up son, your hands are gettin' little shaky
Throw in the towel you do little to faze me
Your actions remind me of Garfield, so lazy
You got some balls to step forward and face me
Trust me when I tell you "you won't actually obey me"
Though I know you won't actually pay me
Backstabbed too many time I don't mind if you betray me
This is psychological warfare I'm like a psychic
In your mind, deterred by the thought I think you might die quick
Shaking in your boots that earthquake is seismic
Choking on the mic gotta give you the Heimlich
At last, it's a change in the climate
I got the stone applied to the song making it timeless
I'm positive Shaun I got Laryngitis
Not you don't you diagnosed with coronavirus
Yall really thought I forgot about my cat
Acro mindlessly killing birds and bats
Generously leaving the gifts on the backdoor floormat
Always outside where he going where he at
Then prance back inside to grab a little snack
Lie down stand up and do a little dance
The Lilac Point gonna put ya in a trance
Just don't get attached, this ain't no romance
I don't really know where to go on this last verse
I just hope one day Acro and I can converse
Spark an adventure to another universe
Or a place that is spacious and more diverse
A goal of mine is to make Nyan Cat jealous
Replace him with Acro just for the hell of it
Spayed my boy so he is forever celibate
Now he calls all his hoes friends with benefits

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