Baiting Master (feat. medium rare)

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Yuri Tarded

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Caught your mother on my fishing rod, I'm a baiting master
Crushed between her thighs like the Hillsborough disaster
Crankin' out beats, wankin' over feets
I wanna suck on those teats
Your Dad is in the closet like Anne Frank
Pointin' at the cameras like it's some sort of prank
Deposit all my money at the sperm bank
Your mother is heavier than a tank
Doesn't matter, it's her I'm fucking humpin'
Up down goes the hand like it's Friday Night Funkin'
In a gamete bath her face is dunkin'
And then there's all these bitches I'm fucking dumpin'
Sorry I said the F word, I apologise
If you get offended, you will be euthanized
If you're that braindead, you shouldn't be alive
Or to fix that problem, just turn off your device

To all my bros right of the Prime Meridian
What's the future gonna be?
When there's anime girls, my cock is obisidian
Blast resistance, blow up on me
I'm blowing up, man it's tricky
When your cum is this sticky, pussy welded to my dicky
Or should I say willy?
With bitches, never picky, if they don't get with me
You know it's gettin' kinky, they lickety-split lick me
Lickety-split, no lickety-spit
'Cause they won't spit what I spit from this dick
Make 'em gag 'til they are fucking sick
Oh shit stomach acid on my thing - it burns
Ouch

Okay so yeah that last verse was fire
But like the only problem is I left a bunch of space for this upcoming feature
So I'm gonna do a few ad-libs in the last few bars before he comes in
So erm, mm, yo, uh huh, aeugh
Why the f*ck did I do that? What the hell? Ew!

I slammed my penis in the car door
Call me Beethoven cuz I played your bitch like a whore
A-B-C-D-E-F-G
My bars are over 9000 degrees
Catching coochie like I'm a fisherman
My dick is longer than the beak of a toucan
Getting tons of calls on my Barbie phone
Your bitch was barking, gave her a bone
A tisket, a tasket, a green and yellow basket
I sent a message to your bitch and asked if I could smack it
I hit and I recommit I'm feeling like I'm Brad Pitt
All of these diseases that I sexually transmit

The Bluetooth device is ready to pair
She gets off my face and I come up for air
She gets off to my face and I cum over there
Doin' doggy style and I'm pulling on her hair
Imma call her Henry 'cause she sucks like a vacuum
Makin' me feel high like I jumped on the moon
One small dick for you, one giant dick for me
If you came in space, you'd go backwards - whee!
Also your dick would explode

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