Become an MC (freestyle)

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MC Beastly

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I'm holding up a mirror like Hamlet
To England's smalltowns and hamlets
To show how tragic
We didn't want Lisbon or Maastricht
Or even a visa-free summer in Paris
I'm not embarrassed to say I voted to stay
But Eastleigh's had its say
It wants to go a different way
I love this town too much not to stay
But also not to say
Some porky guys in dorky ties
Were tryna disguise how the European enterprise
Checked the power of the Westminster crowd
Its democratic size would have made Hamilton proud
But now there's no precedent
For this London Trump-style President
He don't care about Smalltown England's betterment
Or international relevance
He's just in it for the hell of it
A bigger power trip for his bumbling eloquence
And yeah I get it
Why you think I'm getting it?
It's fun to play the part and have a crowd getting it
Throw in some comedy to make it extra lit
But running a country, that's some serious (Shhh)
Best left to someone serious who ain't gonna flip
From a fake Twitter diss
(And yeah, that's prolly more likely a chick)
So if you're an egomaniac performative beast
Leave the MP-ing to the normies and
Become an MC
There's probably less chance of you'll destory a country
And hey! You'll actually get to run a real party

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