King of Surprise
The Møjavi Burn
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I done seen the monster, ain't nothing to explain Excuses are for the birds, better yet... the flames You was always ostentatious, have you no shame? Crawl back under that rock from whence you came You're just a crab from the bucket that done grew a pair of bat wings Riddled with disease and the fleas that the rats brings When I suffered my misfortunes, you was cackling Pro'ly burning candles as the moon was in its waxing You need the vaccine…'cause your sick in the head I remember all the fucked-up shit that you said You stuck your foot out and you put out one trip to my leg Like paper, you thought that chu was finna rip me to shreds I'm fresher than lavender Fabuloso The rap virtuoso with the gross, grandiose flow You never had my back, your sorry ass was a no-show You're a bozo, I'm still a spectacular mo-fo You're overdue your karma like an outstanding balance Your little come-up you done had's a temporary allowance Serendipity and luck ain't tantamount to talent And you could never touch me, and you know it... so you're silent Now, do I look like I'm Booboo the fool? Give me a break like what kids are known to do to the rules You's a snake; you'll sell me out for the rubies and jewels Somebody burn some sage,your brand of voodoo was cruel We finna turn the page to the inclusion of banter Of your confusion and your delusions of grandeur You's a leech, you're a plague, a cancer Allow me to oblige you this extravaganza Been seen right through you, watch you shatter, you glass I ain't no exhibitionist, but I could flash You couldn't stand the thought of being succeeded, surpassed And I wasn't finna kiss your ass I wear a crown that glows in the dark Shoo-shoo, peasant, make your departure (I'm the king of surprise Let me make it flash like the gleam in your eyes) I wear a crown that glows in the dark Shoo-shoo, peasant, make your departure (I'm the king of surprise Let me make it flash like the gleam in your eyes) You expect for me to be civil, be merciful and gracious? Miss me with all that shady bullshit and that fakeness Your brain made the Escape From Krypton; it's weightless At best you can only gain proximity to greatness I'll leave you eating your crow on some bon appetit shit I'll rock your boat like Aaliyah and leave you seasick I'll pull your card, make you fold like a leaflet While you pro-cure a bro-chure full of bullshit Here's my thesis, my muthafucking dissertation Presentation, I'm fighting the-temptation Like Cuba Gooding Jr. NOT to flash, see rage is The sensation of our situation Got me stressing and raising my blood pressure I was hopeless, practically homeless that last semester Truant to the lectures of my college professors Tryna ascertain some fate out of conjecture (I'm the king of surprise Let me make it flash like the gleam in your eyes) I wear a crown that glows in the dark Shoo-shoo, peasant, make your departure (I'm the king of surprise Let me make it flash like the gleam in your eyes) If I ain't give you my personal number, do not hit my line up Or disrespected is how you will wind up... I will put your feelings in a peppercorn canister to grind up You stooped to a low so deep that chu can't even climb up The nerve of you, calling yourself being shady and saucy Yet, I Mutombo any Molotov you toss me You acting like you ain't violated is where you lost me You said you was "wiping [your] hands clean" of how you crossed me I said I was "riding this 'til the wheels fall off" I see your moral compass, it is still all off You're like a pervert tryna get a thrill all off Like an onion, every layer I 'ma peel all off You're a plagiarist, a fraud, and a charlatan I'm the real-deal, no debate, no arguing When I was penning your homework, you were marveling You couldn't let the kid shine, you had to target him Own that shit... and then I might respect you And don't be having captain-save-a-ho's coming to your rescue You're the last person I would ever stand next to And I could give a rat's ass if that there upsets you If you only knew to me, you look goofy You make a nigga wanna hock up a loogie And spit it at your raggedy ass... oh absolutely But I'm better than that, see that would not behoove me We got a history mired in toxicity You lurk in the corner hissing maliciously and viciously That slope with chu is slippery, that trope it ain't no mystery You hoping that your trickery would open you to victory Now, let's get this shit straighter than a perm When I say this, know I'm being my utmost firm To you and whomever the f*ck else it may concern, know that You don't hold a candle nor a match to The BURN
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