Testing Testing
Calamity Jones
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This couldn't be scripted If you ripped it directly from scripture To strictly restrict it would mean to then limit the vision The mission is tenure Professor in lectures The Hannibal Lecter dissecting identical enemies After the head is a mast and the sail is a manca It's something like Hector I'm off of my vector I'm tryna connect but the signal is censored I'm on an adventure To stomp on a whomp and then chomp like a denture You shouldn't have spent your Allowance on albums, we're back in the 90s When I was a four or a five year old crying Nowhere in my mind would you find a desire to Rhyme in a scheme it would seem the schematics in fact That soon I'm amassing a passion in rap When 2002 came around and the sound of The Eminem Show would establish in that To fashion a latch that would lock it In back of my sockets, to hatch into thoughts Like a hat I've been toppin' my back with these rocks In a bag or a sack and I'm walkin' Across to deposit them all and then do it again It seems Sisyphus is my only true friend And he must be pissed cuz I tricked him to lifting my shit While I chill like the friend of Huck Finn I feel I must win, if anything else I'll see a disease in reflection of self Or worse I'll see nothing with nothing to bear If I didn't say something am I really here? You think you're a big boy? Doctor said I'm average sized Whatchu looking up there for? If heaven's ours, what's heaven's sky? Pretty sure you're unfit for it But most of y'all have been ignorin' If this is all there is then f*ck it Let's just get to the enjoyment The virtuous virgin Is swervin' in lanes when the traffic's convergin' I fink that she heard me I'm getting a call and I fear that it's urgent The fever is fervent Forever this feeling of infatuation Forgoing misfortune in feigned fascination So first I must finish this fucked fabrication of self Imagine if anything else A clash of the titans The scratch that I write in Is half from excitement To match an indictment I spaz in a fight when I grabbin' the nighstand In hand got a light and a fan when the shite hits Then switch it up, lickity Give me a spliff and I doo-dah like Zippity Comin' in hot with the quippity Cousin of Skips while I live to infinity Racing to Earth and embracing absurdity Full with the Jones, you can't handle a third of me Burdening nurses to sturdy the hearse for me Learning from turtles, ashelled's where the hurt'll be Taking their jobs like it's durkety durkety Cursed with a smirk, quench my thirst then the first to leave Worst is the thought that there won't be a way for me 8:00 would be great, don't be late, now it's 8:30 Take half a day just to wake up Then make up my mind if this time I'ma stay up I may make my way up, a lay up Or mutter out f*ck it and duck under covers Perhaps by the end I'll be jammin' like Smucker's Deranged mother fucker who doesn't know one from the other Til one day they're clapping like thunder No sun in the tundra I'm nil to one hundred no wonder cause You think you're a big boy? Doctor said I'm average sized Whatchu looking up there for? If heaven's ours, what's heaven's sky? Pretty sure you're unfit for it But most of y'all have been ignorin' If this is all there is then f*ck it Let's just get to the enjoyment
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