Milkman's Odyssey
Screaming at the TV
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Met the milkman on the Milky Way He'd had enough of his milk that day Headed home he gave to give He didn't think that you should work where you live In the moment or out in space He saw his wife and he kissed her face So happy that his rocket did land She went inside and washed her hands She brought him in and told him stories The vows he made Began to worry His thoughts got up and ran He began to understand That woman who He once hitched Changed her form and became a witch And now he's stuck in this lame situation Got up for work on Tuesday This time he had a suitcase Skipped light with a downward brow The women woke and she laid him out Zap zap and her wand zip-zipped She drew her power from her evil hips The man cursed and damned the nation Then worried about the milk's refrigeration In an hour the milk will go sour and I'll lose my job Can't you cast a spell for me Save the milk and leave me be Leave to my own devices Go on with your twisted vices Or we could renew our vows Use your powers to buy some cows And take your broom to galactose station Cows came but the day was new The milkman had news to boot No reason to laugh or sing The two were exiled to Saturn's ring News came from up the top The UHT boys laughed and scoffed Leave me be boys I did my best Your milk is shit and mine's so fresh New life with the same old hope He looked very hard at that rope Swung for days so the people could read About the Milkman's Odyssey
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