Grown Up Now?
Dave Taylor
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Hey look, mum, I can do a stand up wee Hey I'm really grown up now No more nappies or sitting on the potty Hey I'm really grown up now From small acorns big oak trees grow And a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do So I'm off to write my name in the snow For the boy has become the man, wo-oh, the boy has become the man Hey mum, I can ride my bike Hey I'm really grown up now Tall in the saddle sort of John Wayne Like Hey I'm really grown up now Look mum, no hands can you believe? I fly through the air with the greatest of ease "Bang" hey look,mum, no front teeth For the boy has become the man, wo-oh, the boy has become the man Yesterday I used the f-word Hey I'm really grown up now And one or two other ones that I've heard Hey I'm really grown up now And very soon I'll say a few more Though I wouldn't actually say that I swore More like it fell down my trouser leg onto the floor For the boy has become the man, wo-oh, the boy has become the man Now I'm sixteen and ready to ride Hey I'm really grown up now On my brand new Yamaha motorbike Hey I'm really grown up now Provisional licence and off we go Though I didn't see that patch of oil on the road Three broken ribs are what I have to show For the boy has become the man, wo-oh, the boy has become the man Today I drank 15 pints of lager Hey I'm really grown up now You can probably guess the rest of the saga Hey I'm really grown up now We'll all agree it was an absolute cert That I'd bump into me mates "Hughie" and "Bert" Technicolour yawn, my head don't half hurt For the boy has become the man, wo-oh, the boy has become the man Today I kissed Tracey and we used tongues Hey I'm really grown up now And I had to hide the love bites from me mum Hey I'm really grown up now Three weeks later and we've gone all the way Though it didn't last very long I'm bound to say But I'm gonna tell me mates it lasted all day For the boy has become the man, wo-oh, the boy has become the man Me wedding was a piss up we were drunk as rats Hey I'm really grown up now And now we've spawned three revolting brats Hey I'm really grown up now I suppose you could say it was written in the stars I'd end up selling insurance or second hand cars Or something where you need to talk out of your arse For the boy has become the man, wo-oh, the boy has become the man Now my mid life crisis has definitely arrived Hey I'm really grown up now And I'm entitled to my little bit on the side Hey I'm really grown up now The missus got headaches and a great big bum Took her Brian Ferry albums and headed for the sun Now the CSA are after five figure sum For the boy has become the man, wo-oh, the boy has become the man Now I'm fiftysomething with a new lease of life Hey I'm really grown up now So I've gone out and bought a Yamaha motorbike Hey I'm really grown up now I'll relive my youth, give her full welly With a pair of tight leathers to hold in my belly Do I feel a pratt? no not on your nelly For the boy has become the man, wo-oh, the boy has become the man Now I've drawn me pension and I walk with a stick Hey I'm really grown up now Into second childhood I slowly drift Hey I'm really grown up now Senility rules , incontinence is bliss Moaning all the time, just a miserable old git Maybe if I reach 100 I may well yet See the child become the man, wo-oh, the boy has become the man For the boy has become the man, wo-oh, the boy has become the man
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