Seafood Ain't That Special
David Christy Jones
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Well now, let me tell you about it I understand the urges, I know just how you feel You wanna take old mamma dear out for a meal It's Mothers Day and sometimes chocolates just won't do Don't worry 'bout the virus, it don't apply to you But seafood ain't that special unless you had a secret plan An elaborate inheritance scam She's older than she should have been You're only trying to help Prolonging the inevitable won't bring you any wealth, no Now although you love your mother Although she treats you well Giving her the virus could send her straight to hell We'd all mourn at the funeral, we'd all cry at the wake But think of all the money that you'd stand to make But seafood ain't that special unless you had a secret plan An elaborate inheritance scam It's totally ingenious, they'd never catch you in the act She'd want you to be happy, now you know that's a fact Welcome to hell The number of documented coronavirus infections worldwide has now housed fifteen million Europe continues to struggle to contain the coronavirus This morning as the coronavirus death toll exceeds 500,000 deaths Now I know my mother raised me from a boy to a man I'm gonna use this virus to execute my plan She'd probably get it anyway so don't feel bad She always loved her seafood The last meal that she'll ever have But seafood ain't that special unless you had a secret plan An elaborate inheritance scam You know it's for the greater good, she'd want to see you thrive It's such a shame that she won't make it out alive.
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