Simple and Effective

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Did I mention that I'm simple and effective

Don't be mistaken while I cook this shit like bacon
As you're patiently waiting for someone else to reshape it
So you can understand exactly what my lyrics are saying
Now go fetch me a drink I would like it stirred not shaken
I want the highest the Hyatt could ever offer me
Dining and wining living with the finest of society
But it depends if you defy the trends
Then you can eat filet minion to the sound of violins
Take a walk in Louis V
Run a mile in supreme
Let the whole world see
This is my simplicity
This is not a time to speak
Go ahead and take your seat
While I commit some verbal murder in the highest degree
So sit back
And let me show how effective it is
So take some coffee and a copy you can show to your kids
For when they ask you who is that dude who so savagely spits
You can turn around and tell them who their daddy really is

Good god's got everything he'll ever need
And I'm flawed but so is everybody
And I thought if I'm not mistaken that ain't on me
I'm gonna be who I want to be
I'm not the smartest kid I never was
I thank god that I am who I am because
I'll live long or maybe just long enough
To realize that I really don't give a
Did I mention that I'm simple and effective

I could drive in a line designed to be straight great
Limousine drag race is where I wanna be
Chilling Eating collard greens
Just bought some new shoes still working on the soul
I'm trying to dance but I realized that the ceilings too low
So hopped out the window going 60 ahead
And landed perfectly still on a carpet of red
So many photos to showboat end up solo on the Jumbotron
Somebody photoshopped me eating Dunkin while Dunking on Lebron
Picked up 100 dollars off the ground every single day
Planted them back into the ground and made a tree
Bought a mansion in the Hampton's now I'm thinking bout expansion
Considering buying a poodle
And naming it Samson yeah
Samson will have their own beauty line
Where your canine looks chic
And smells Devine
But I got bigger plans
Deals with brands
Making fans
And spending bands
On something that I'll never use but post on Instagram

Good god's got everything he'll ever need
And I'm flawed but so is everybody
And I thought if I'm not mistaken that ain't on me
I'm gonna be who I want to be
I'm not the smartest kid I never was
I thank god that I am who I am because
I'll live long or maybe just long enough
To realize that I really don't give a

Did I mention that I'm simple and effective
Elected president but I did not accept it
Crossed LeBron with all this misdirection
I guess that I'm just simple and effective

Good god's got everything he'll ever need
And I'm flawed but so is everybody
And I thought if I'm not mistaken that ain't on me
I'm gonna be who I want to be
I'm not the smartest kid I never was
I thank god that I am who I am because
I'll live long or maybe just long enough
To realize that I really don't give a

Did I mention that I'm simple and effective

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Written by: Ethan Day, John Riordan

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