Simple and Effective
Almost Blonde
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Did I mention that I'm simple and effective Don't be mistaken while I cook this shit like bacon As you're patiently waiting for someone else to reshape it So you can understand exactly what my lyrics are saying Now go fetch me a drink I would like it stirred not shaken I want the highest the Hyatt could ever offer me Dining and wining living with the finest of society But it depends if you defy the trends Then you can eat filet minion to the sound of violins Take a walk in Louis V Run a mile in supreme Let the whole world see This is my simplicity This is not a time to speak Go ahead and take your seat While I commit some verbal murder in the highest degree So sit back And let me show how effective it is So take some coffee and a copy you can show to your kids For when they ask you who is that dude who so savagely spits You can turn around and tell them who their daddy really is Good god's got everything he'll ever need And I'm flawed but so is everybody And I thought if I'm not mistaken that ain't on me I'm gonna be who I want to be I'm not the smartest kid I never was I thank god that I am who I am because I'll live long or maybe just long enough To realize that I really don't give a Did I mention that I'm simple and effective I could drive in a line designed to be straight great Limousine drag race is where I wanna be Chilling Eating collard greens Just bought some new shoes still working on the soul I'm trying to dance but I realized that the ceilings too low So hopped out the window going 60 ahead And landed perfectly still on a carpet of red So many photos to showboat end up solo on the Jumbotron Somebody photoshopped me eating Dunkin while Dunking on Lebron Picked up 100 dollars off the ground every single day Planted them back into the ground and made a tree Bought a mansion in the Hampton's now I'm thinking bout expansion Considering buying a poodle And naming it Samson yeah Samson will have their own beauty line Where your canine looks chic And smells Devine But I got bigger plans Deals with brands Making fans And spending bands On something that I'll never use but post on Instagram Good god's got everything he'll ever need And I'm flawed but so is everybody And I thought if I'm not mistaken that ain't on me I'm gonna be who I want to be I'm not the smartest kid I never was I thank god that I am who I am because I'll live long or maybe just long enough To realize that I really don't give a Did I mention that I'm simple and effective Elected president but I did not accept it Crossed LeBron with all this misdirection I guess that I'm just simple and effective Good god's got everything he'll ever need And I'm flawed but so is everybody And I thought if I'm not mistaken that ain't on me I'm gonna be who I want to be I'm not the smartest kid I never was I thank god that I am who I am because I'll live long or maybe just long enough To realize that I really don't give a Did I mention that I'm simple and effective
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