One Whore in Labrador (feat. Salty Dick)

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The Hudson's Bay Company
Runs ships in the summertime
To stock the stores of Labrador
And fill 'em full for the wintertime
Our ship set sail from Old Detroit
Bound for Newfoundland
Where I was hoping to get off
But I should've used my hand

Cuz they've got One Whore in Labrador
All you hear is: Stay away
For she's been humped by every chump
From Jack Lane's Way to Broomfield Bay
She's got saggy tits, breeding hips
And a fire down below
You'll grow barnacles beneath your keel
So for God's sake don't you go

She has a pussy that won't lubricate
Yet the world's wettest asshole
And when you shove it up her butt
She likes to quote the Bible
She's been open wide, reaming through the tide
And she's launched 1000 cocks
And if you only f*ck her mouth
Ya might not catch the pox

She' has whips, chains and fuzzy things
And pills to make you last
But if you mention her peg leg
She'll peg it right up your ass
Her pussy smells like an old mudflat
After the tide's gone out
And when it barps out what's inside
You'll throw up in your mouth

Cuz they've got One Whore in Labrador
All you hear is: Stay away
For she's drained the cum of every chum
From Jack Lane's Way to Broomfield Bay
She's got wooden teeth, stinky queefs
And a dry dock down below
You'll grow barnacles beneath your keel
So for God's sake don't you go

The tide came in, so I did too
And I went to pay her fee
Saying: I'm a horny sailing man
With the Hudson's Bay Company
She took out her teeth and did undress
But she kept on her eye patch
She then pulled out a church key
And tapped it on her snatch

She said "My boy, I hope that you don't mind
But have to scrub the deck
For I've been fucked a dozen times
And it's only just a half past ten
See I'm the only whore in town
And my cunt's full up with goo
Just let me wash a little out
And then This Bud's for you

Cuz they've got One Whore in Labrador
All you hear is: Stay away
For she's been banged by every gang
From Jack Lane's Way to Broomfield Bay
She's got a 3 inch clit, some pussy zits
And a red flag down below
You'll grow barnacles beneath your keel
So for God's sake don't you go
You'll grow barnacles beneath your keel
So for God's sake don't you go

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