Stocking Envy (feat. Trillianna)

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Queen Elizabitch III

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Gotta slip my jammies on
Slip my jammies on
Slip those motherfucking pink fleece jammies on
Gotta slip my jammies on
Slip my jammies on
Slip those motherfucking pink fleece jammies on
Every Christmas morning for the last 7 years
I wake up filled with fear
Nothing else could more grind my gears
Than seeing my stocking on the fireplace
It's not terribly small but then you see my sister's
If you cut your skin with knife, careful not to blister
When she leaves for college I will certainly not miss her
Maybe if i take her stocking I won't have to whisper
I want socks for Christmas just like other girls
Just like the rest of the world
But me
I need stockings for Christmas
Cover me toe to head
Santa is not yet dead
He's free
Merry fucking Christmas to me to me
Merry fucking Christmas to me to me
Merry fucking Christmas to me to me
Every Christmas morning for the last 7 years
My sister brings me to tears
She says that she loves me but behind closed doors
She told mom that I dressed like a whore
At the dinner table everyone holds hands and pray
I wish she’d go away
Then the conversation shifts to her total delight
To what she got in her stocking last night
She just got socks for Christmas, just like other girls
She wears them around like they’re a trophy
I got a fucking Archie magazine and mechanical pencil lead
Santa is not yet dead; he’s free

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