Stranger in the Manger (feat. Larissa)

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Queen Elizabitch III

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Christmas eve
Mary's in pain
Someone needs to save the day
Hey guys, it's me Larissa
And I'm Elizabitch-- um
Do you know who that is?
Over there?
I think-
I think it might be a stranger
In the name of God
Which I’ve heard was Larissa
All the way from Cape Cod
Named after the fish-a
To the sands of Egypt
I’m looking for Trisha
To my home of France
Where strangers kiss ya
It's me Larissa guys
Tree
Blizzard
Artificial tree, I meant
Candy cane
Every year I plant a tree
Then I eat the bark and tear the leaves
A sacrifice for those unheard
Lindsay Lohan; Larry Bird
Keeping tabs on every bitch
Santa double checked my list
Did he double check yours?
There’s a stranger
In the manger
Jesus is in Danger
Oh no
I give Mary a kiss on the lips
Then I call her a bitch
Then punch her kid
Oops
I’m a stranger
The stranger in the manger
A very very scary stranger
I'm the stranger
Silly girl! it's not a stranger
The stranger in the manger
Let's go, Larissa
The stockings are up on the fireplace
What else is up?
The suicide rates
The temperature of the earth heats
Who the hell cares?
I’m dropping sick beats
Larissa coming at you with the rhymes
Violent thoughts in peaceful times
Leaving cookies out for Santa
Bitch, why?
Santa is obese
Those carbs, he could DIE
Every night I go to church I pray
I ask god about Christmas
What does Christmas mean?
When was Jesus born?
What’s my homeless correspondent gonna use to keep warm?
Who’s decking the halls with green and red balls
When LTBG are met with scorn?
Is it REALLY CHRISTMAS?
In the SPIRIT of it?
To suck on a teat and spit on your mistress
Does Santa maintain social distance?
Is Jesus religious?
Is Larissa suspicious?
I’m not superstitious
O, There’s a stranger
In the manger
Jesus is in Danger! Oh no
He's a very scary stranger
I give Mary a kiss on the lips
Then I call her a bitch
Then punch her kid
Maybe by accident
I’m a stranger
Same!
The stranger in the manger
I'm a stranger
I'm a stranger in the manger
No, oh
Snow
Chills
Artificial tree
Chills
Priest
Knife
Sex
Lipschitz
Stockings
Bipartisanship
Tradition
Homophobia
Homophobia
Homophobia
LUST
SONG
MUSIC
SAN DIEGO
WOMENS CHRISTMAS FLEECE PULLOVER SWEATSHIRTS HOLIDAY VACATION GRAPHIC TEES and TOPS
Feliz navidad
Rachel Maddow
My cat died of type 2 diabetes
Type 1 diabetes
If Santa were a wizard
I’d be his right-hand-man
Birth
Oh, He says to keep our love a secret
But I don’t think I can
Star
No
If Santa were a wizard
I know I’d be his right-hand-man
Coal
Homosexuality
He begs me, Elizabitch
Keep our love a secret
But I outed him
Live on CNN
I'm a stranger
In the manger
Jesus is in Danger
I kiss Mary on the lips
Mwah!
Then I call her a bitch
Oh
Then punch her kid
I’m a stranger in the manger
Feliz navidad
I’m a stranger in the manger
The stranger in the manger
Ooh
I punched Jesus, y’all
And I’d do it again, bop bop
Yahtzee
I love yule logs
I love poinsettias
Ho ho ho

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