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Partying at the Disco

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So it's Friday night
And I'm somewhat of a socialite
So yeah I'm at this party right

It's really cool, there's cool people here
And of course me I'm here and I'm cool
It's important for people to see me here so that they know

So i'm in the kitchen, chopping up a line
And this girl is like crying
And i'm like ugh
And she's like why am I ugly
And her friends are like ohmigod no your not

So I do my line and I go outside

The music's cool but not unique
The people are hot though
So I mean I'll stay

I look around and there's this group
They're smoking and i'm like gross
This guy sees me looking and he comes over
He's pretty hot but he looks like he smells
He doesn't though

He's like Come hang
And I'm like ok

So this groups smoking a joint right
Puff puff pass and it's coming around to me
Puff puff pass and i'm like ohmygod
And they're like you want some

And i'm like ew I don't do weed
That's like trashy then I sip my rosé from a can yum

The guy the hot one takes a big drag of the joint 
And he's like

I'm gonna hazard a guess
That you don't turn up your nose at MDMA Speed Ecstasy 
Disregarding that they belong to the methamphetamine family
If we're talking trash let's discuss the cash
That passes hand to hand gang to gang
Smashed up on a plate and sniffed up your nose
I grew this my friend and while we're at it even if I didn't
It will never cease to blow my mind
That folks like you can never find
The difference between these natural leaves
And the poison you drink your dinner with
The powder your release inhibitions with
The pills you cure your headaches with

Everyone's abusing substances at this party and yet we're the minority that won't be Hungover
When it's over

I don't mean to labour the point 
But do you think maybe
The whole reason your nose got out of joint
At pot even after you snorted a line 
Is that somehow someone convinced you that some drugs are fine
And maybe it's not a coincidence
That those very ones are consumed
By rich whites drunk on power fumes

And i'm like yeah but I voted no anyway

So I go back inside and have another line

My friend Katy is here
And i'm like Katy
And she's like 'let's do shots

So we do shots and have another line

I need to like chill out so I have a vodka soda lime
And I make out with Katy's boyfriend

And she's like Ohmygod
And I'm like whatever

I go to do another line but my nose is like blocked 
So I'm like Andy, get the straw
And Katy's boyfriend blows it up my ass

This party's cool I like the snacks
I don't eat them though I take a picture
Then I vomit in the garden

And that group is like still there
Just hanging out
And I've done all these cool things
Those guys are like so uncool
But not me though, I'm cool

Like really cool

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