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Captain Dan & the Scurvy Crew

Captain Dan & the Scurvy Crew is a musical artist or band known for creating and performing pirate-themed rap music. Their songs often center around pirate life and adventures on the high seas, incorporating humorous and cheeky lyrics. more »

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So I was on the dock out buying some bling 
When I couldn't resist the chime of the sirens sing 
She lured me off when she promised a fling 
And I got caught up in a mile-long sting 
Those shells tell the whole story about those bitties 
I got gitty thinking of motorboating them titties 
So hot up top I got down in my skivvies 
Got real tipsy then I showed her my privies 
Listen, wench, I'm not trying to waste time 
Let's get to the bottom of it
Show me yer wasteline 
Yer top so fine its a miracle design
But there's something off I just can't define 
Right about then was when things got really fishy 
I knew that there was something really off about this missy 
Her rumpus was encompassed with nothin but scales 
Shaped like a whale was bout to get me some tail...

But there was nothing to nail

I drank too much liquor 
I couldn't have been sicker
Her tail made flicker then she asked me to lick her
Skipped a beat in me ticker
Couln't have turned around quicker
But with me knickers round me kickers 
I fell down on me pricker 
She dragged me to the ocean down under the waves
And brought me below to her sea bed cave 
Knocked out, clocked out, off in a daze 
I woke up in a haze to her longing gaze
Got me strapped down with fish hooks and knots
She tells me I'll like it, and then hops on top?
I told her to please stop
But she told me that she liked it and my struggle was hot
This marine fish, oh so fiendish
Saltine-ish missing her bean dish
I screamed at her to stop that I mean it
But she was was more Pisces and less of a venus

And I can't mate with her genus

Honey I'm home... Her whhhat the hell is going on here
I swim home against the current every day and come home to
Another pirate play thing form the pier? You Chumbucket
Don't gimme that sideways look
What are you looking at you sea dawg?

Uhhh... this is really awkward... you're gonna have to gimme some money for a SCUber

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