Higher

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Mike McGovern

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Hello, hello
This is your captain speaking
We are here ta
Simply lift you up
Simply make you feel like you are the shit
Cause on this plane, you are the shit
Allow me ta take you

Higher
Higher
Higher
Higher

Uh
Ayo I never been this high before
My nerves are circle jerking
For certain
I'm trying to go
And you denying the flow
You little pessimistic bitch you
What's the issue
(She heard the lyrics)
And I guess they pissed you off
This is awesome
I got a eighty year old lady
Saying Satan's waiting for me
In the back by the bar
(Is he)
But she won't let me out my seat
So how am Imma know
I guess I'll find out by tomorra
Yeah it's me
Address me as your pilot
As I try to take you higher
Do you mind if there's some turbulence
If not then I invite ya
Ta shake up the night just like ya
Did when you was 'bout ta get
Your first piece of vagina kid
My red eye is lit
So why you tryna sit
(You are now free ta mi mi move about the cabin trick)
Think quick
Awh shit
There's a storm ahead
(Who cares)
Awh shit

Take me higher
Take me higher
Take me out of space
Take me higher
Take me higher
(How high, how high)
Take me out of space

So I awaken from the break I was takin'
The old lady next ta me, snoring
It's time to escape
I make my way to the restroom while I'm shaking my hips
Cause it's been seventeen hours and I haven't taken a piss
Ta my surprise, the doors ajar
I open it wide
Before my eyes
I see a pretty girl who pulls me inside
Now she a ten
Imma five
Maybe even a four
She grabbed my shirt and asked
Have you been wit a model before
I said no
She said Hi
I said no
She said why
Cause I'm a virgin
I'm nervous
Tell anybody
You die
Then she just laughs in my face
Then puts my hands on her waist
This is the mile high club
I bet you want you a taste dude
What do I know
I joined the mile high club
I tried to get some gluteus maximus twenty miles up
But it ain't happen
I wrote my number on a napkin
I handed to the hottest chick
And told her I was packin'
She should

Take me higher
Take me higher
Take me out of space
Take me higher
Take me higher
(How high, how high)
Take me out of space

Ooh
I feel something in the air right 'bout now
Something in the air right 'bout now
Something in the air

Hey how's everybody doing
How is your flight
Are you comfortable
If you are
I would like you to kindly put your middle fingers up in the sky and say
Lift off

Take me higher
Take me higher
Take me out of space
Take me higher
Take me higher
(How high, how high)
Take me out of space

I know you're in there
(Son of a bitch, open the door)
Man what the hell is your problem
(I have ta piss and I have ta shit)
Okay yeah well can't you see I'm a little occupied right now with ahh
Nicole right
Hey no look, I didn't forget your name
It's just revenge of the nerds over here is fucking me up
(Revenge of the, are you kidding me)
If you don't step back Imma punch you directly in the face
(What ah, are you serious)
Right in the face
(Hmm yeah go ahead)
Oh you don't think I'll do it
(Absolutely not)
Mhm okay

As we lift up to an altitude
Higher the Snoop Dogg
I would like everybody in this cabin ta know
I don't even know how to fly planes man
Uh huh I'm a fake pilot ahahah
Listen
Everybody strap in your seatbelts and we'll be okay
We gone have a smooth landing
Sike
We gone be alright
Sike
So kiss your stinkin' ass goodbye

Uh
It's pretty simple
Just strip a little
Show me a nipple
Oh
The balls in my court
Watch me double dribble
The plane is dropping
Adrenaline popping like a pimple
Just show me them buns
And I'll chomp on em like pitbull's
I'm the man girlfriend
Chicka chick chick chicka
I'm the man girlfriend
Uh OW

I'm
A gentle giant
So compliant
You oughta try it
Yes I'm implying sexy time
Girl you know you like
Go ahead
Ladies
I'm scared of heights
I been for all my life
I put it on the line for you
Yeah I can sing
You didn't know I could sing
I can rap pretty guick too
I'm pretty good at things
And you would know that if you asked me
You know what actually
I'll go conversate wit the co-pilot Ashley
Her personality's great
Face is an eight
But she's dating Dave
And he's a fucking asshole wait wait wait
What if swooped in, in my superman cape
Whopped Dave and saved the day
Wouldn't that be great
Think she date me
(Nah)
Why not
What's Dave have that I don't got
(Shit I don't know maybe a six pack)
Yeah
(And a lot of money)
Uhh
(Maybe a big house, plus he's kinda funny)
F*ck that
I'm on my way to go flirt with her
Making sure that her woo ha
Is getting stuffed tonight
I'm mature ain't I
Nope

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