The Bum and Poo Song
Phil Dye
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Now I sometimes go up to my daughter Michaela's school And sing to her class And they're all about seven years old And I'd been doing it for about three or four months And I noticed that the kids were looking a bit bored They were fiddling around and wanted to get up and walk about And on the way home in the car Michaela was with her friend And I said "What songs can we sing that you'd be interested in? Any special songs you'd like to hear?" And they started giggling and when they got back They said they were going to write out some words That they wanted to hear in songs that would make them interested in the classroom Then they presented me with this list And um, you'll get the idea from the chorus And here's the chorus Cause it's a bum and a poo and a wee and a willy And a snot and a spit and a sick and a boob Fart and a stink and a nits and worms and a wee It's a wedgie and a vomit, bottom and a snot Stuff between your toes that tastes like rot Burp and a boogie and a fart and a poo and a wee It's like that all the way through really Here's the first verse It's a bum and a poo and a wee and a willy Give us a song that's naughty and silly We're tired of clapping our hands when we're happy dad Well the Wiggles are fine but they're so damn clean They're just a lonely mother's dream What they do with Dorothy is anyone's guess Cause it's a bum and a poo and a wee and a willy And a snot and a spit and a sick and a boob Fart and a stink and a nits and worms and a wee It's a wedgie and a vomit, bottom and a snot Stuff between your toes that tastes like rot Burp and a boogie and a fart and a poo and a wee Well Playschool's good but the songs are twee Never heard a poo or a wee Looking through the windows so drab And Humphrey he's so big and fat We know he farts but we never hear that And Monica we think she's got ADD Cause it's a bum and a poo and a wee and a willy And a snot and a spit and a sick and a boob Fart and a stink and a nits and worms and a wee It's a wedgie and a vomit, bottom and a snot Stuff between your toes that tastes like rot Burp and a boogie and a fart and a poo and a wee Well this old man he played one We feel so stupid saying drum Rhyming shoe with two is a waste of time And the kookaburra sitting in the old gum tree He was just having a poo and a wee But he had a very gay life and that's OK! Cause it's a bum and a poo and a wee and a willy And a snot and a spit and a sick and a boob Fart and a stink and a nits and worms and a wee It's a wedgie and a vomit, bottom and a snot Stuff between your toes that tastes like rot Burp and a boogie and a fart and a poo and a wee Well now we've got a song that's real One that says just how we feel Using words we love to say all day And Mrs Turner she'd have a fit If she ever heard of it But we'll sing it in the playground anyway Cause it's a bum and a poo and a wee and a willy And a snot and a spit and a sick and a boob Fart and a stink and a nits and worms and a wee It's a wedgie and a vomit, bottom and a snot Stuff between your toes that tastes like rot Burp and a boogie and a fart and a poo and a wee It's a bum and a poo and a wee and a willy And a snot and a spit and a sick and a boob Fart and a stink and a nits and worms and a wee It's a wedgie and a vomit, bottom and a snot Stuff between your toes that tastes like rot Burp and a boogie and a fart and a poo and a wee
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