Stockholm Syndrome
Hot Chocolate Party
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Someone pass me an allen wrench Cuz I'm about to get turnt Please, please don't ever say that again Now everybody looking for a piece of furniture But all they want is an affordable expenditure Everybody looking for a piece of furniture But all they want is an affordable expenditure Now pay attention the HCP Grab a tiny pencil and a piece of paper please Now go and get up on your feet and give it up for the Swedes Cuz everybody heading over to the IKEA Happier than a cartoon gentleman Surrounded by multicolored wood specimens Make you fall in love at the Stockholm syndrome superstore Models so good looking, got a player dropping drawers, damn Everybody sit, everybody wanna sit Everybody sit, everybody wanna sit Everybody sitting on my 3-piece sofa Wanna know where it's from? It's the Land-o-Skrona Though I gotta say myself man, I'm partial to the Ektorp You say you disagree, well I'll call you a defector But call me Del Toro because I'm a collector I bet you didn't think that I was gonna rhyme with Ektorp It's getting quite monotonous Super easy for somebody to get lost in this Man get ready for some confidence The charts are like this bedroom man, nobody else on top of us Cuz everybody's hanging with the 5 Hot Chocolate Partiers Your laughs will power us like we're the city of Monstropolis I'm Mike, I'm murder on the mic, I'm Mike, Krombopulos Now time to take a break and now we're gonna have some meatballs Now we're on the bottom floor, children in a candy store Except it's not a candy store, it is heaven Kitchen sinks got us screaming, God almighty Except it's Bruce Almighty, cuz we got ourselves a Godmorgon Forreal though, IKEA is the place I wanna be Where else you gonna find a myriad of Mockelbys Buying table settings here, it ain't nothing to dismiss When you got some fantastic Fantastisk Everybody looking as I roll on by Got 5 blue bags and 2 wide eyes And a dolly of dreams cuz our shopping list is growing We're grabbing everything from a Norden to a Poang You looking for jokes? Full body mirror's thataway Man I mug a Mongstad masterpiece everyday Till the day we finally hit the checkout zone Tryna figure out how we're gonna get this home man It's easy as 1, 2, 3, 4 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20 Dammit man, I'm just tryna build myself a nightstand We're missing a screw Well we shouldn't be Everything we need should be in the box and I am not going back there Well then you're not gonna have a nightstand Let's just go to Ashley Furniture Jokkmokk, Ophelia Besta, Sesktion Dalskar, Hemnes Morgedal, Not Hey forreal though, I know everyone loves the names And thinks they're really cute But like honestly just call it a lamp, OK It just makes things infinitely easier
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Written by: Michael Yanoska
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